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Old 03.04.2014, 12:04
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Sperm facials

Not trying to lower the amazing level of intelligent and thought provoking posts on this forum, but news as brought to you by the UK's favorite sensationalist tabloid, the beloved Daily Mail:

Grandmother claims sperm facials are her anti-ageing secret.

If the pearl necklace you bought Grandma doesn't suit ....
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Old 03.04.2014, 12:23
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Shame on you for reading the Daily Mail! You are really letting your standards slide.
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Old 03.04.2014, 12:25
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Re: Sperm facials

She has lots of fillers, Botox and an obvious facelift. If she did use sperm, her face wouldn't look so done.


That's only her secret: plastic surgery and esthetic procedures.
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Old 03.04.2014, 12:26
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Yeah, wouldn't you guys like us to believe it
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Old 03.04.2014, 13:35
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video tutorial?
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Old 03.04.2014, 13:40
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Re: Sperm facials

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[in fact everything I thought about writing, would have offended someone]
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Old 03.04.2014, 13:42
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She has lots of fillers, Botox and an obvious facelift. If she did use sperm, her face wouldn't look so done.


That's only her secret: plastic surgery and esthetic procedures.




Is that experience talking'
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Old 03.04.2014, 13:48
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Reinstate it. You know you really want to
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video tutorial?
I'm pretty sure google can help you with that.
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Old 03.04.2014, 13:50
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Is that experience talking'
No, it's called observation.
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Re: Sperm facials

in other quality news, they report that this girl was arrested for doing something with a puppy:

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Old 03.04.2014, 13:57
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I'm pretty sure google can help you with that.
ehem, that is what the granny says she has prepared..shame on you baboon
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Old 03.04.2014, 13:58
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Re: Sperm facials

Every time I click on a Daily Mail link, I end up going down the TnA rabbit hole aka the sidebar on the right side of the webpage. It's like crack, man.
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Old 03.04.2014, 14:43
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The sidebar of shame!

I have the same problem

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Old 03.04.2014, 14:55
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in other quality news, they report that this girl was arrested for doing something with a puppy:

I see three puppies in that picture. To which are you referring exactly?
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BTW, this thread wins hands down for content failing miserably to live up to the title .
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Old 03.04.2014, 14:59
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Re: Sperm facials

Where do I find a man who "eats wells"?

Is it actually possible to eat a well?
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Old 03.04.2014, 15:24
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Re: Sperm facials

Don't believe it.

If it were true, the earth would not have a problem with overpopulation.
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Old 03.04.2014, 15:32
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Old 03.04.2014, 15:39
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I'm sure something seems familiar about that....

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