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View Poll Results: Are you a Muslim?
Yes, I'm a Muslim. 14 30.43%
No, I'm a Muslim. 26 56.52%
I'm not sure, so I am a Muslim. 20 43.48%
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:28
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it seems that at least 100% of the members of this forum are Muslims.
No wonder the Muslim Local from The Islamic Kingdom of Sweden was so keen to acquire us.
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:31
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I do remember spending time with a girl after a lot of drinking. I think she was catholic - because later that evening she seemed to be repenting screaming "Oh God, OH GOD, OH GOD"
No, she just couldn't forget me.

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Old 26.05.2016, 16:32
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You can't have a double negative, so I'll put you down as Russian Orthodox.
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:32
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Are the Muslims the ones with the silly hats?

Tommy Cooper is Muslim??


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Old 26.05.2016, 16:33
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No, she just couldn't forget me.

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Herpes is like that.
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:34
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Re: Are you a Muslim?

As long as I can retain my permit and buy brown sugar
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:37
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Something tells me this poll is rigged!
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:37
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Tommy Cooper is Muslim??
I always thought he was a Christian, but it turned out he had in fact converted to Islam a number of years before his death.

He was asked how he converted in an interview:
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:39
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I think I must be Muslim, I haven't shaken a teacher's hand in a long time.
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:40
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Is that a Christian Coptic in your avatar?
nah. Its and Arab Lane


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Old 26.05.2016, 16:42
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As long as I can retain my permit and buy kosher sugar
oh wait
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:46
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Something tells me this poll is rigged!
Much better than any of CathHarmony's!

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Old 26.05.2016, 16:51
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Are the Muslims the ones with the silly hats?
No, that's these folks.
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Old 26.05.2016, 16:52
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Re: Are you a Muslim?

Such a bland narrow one sided poll. my eyes hurt. you are missing important options, lets start with

- a dog option
Yes, I'm a muslim and despite the explicit instruction of Muḥammad and the Quran, I love dogs.

the other ones i could think of will start a fist fight and possibly make a mod lose all sense of reason, integrity and morality and start adding options and messing with the votes so i'll leave those out.
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Old 26.05.2016, 17:13
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oh wait
Ah right, forget about that, the new brown sugar
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Old 26.05.2016, 17:29
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- a dog option
Yes, I'm a muslim and despite the explicit instruction of Muḥammad and the Quran, I love dogs.
-I demand a cat option too

Yes, I'm a Muslim because I love cats just like the Prophet Muhammad.

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Old 26.05.2016, 17:34
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Re: Are you a Muslim?

Actually we are all Mormons except for the few of us who are not yet officially dead!

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Old 26.05.2016, 17:39
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Re: Are you a Muslim?

I have just issued a fatwa on DougalsBreakfast for offering too few options in his poll
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Old 26.05.2016, 17:59
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I would have like to vote but as a Muslim woman, I'm not allowed to give my opinion.

I'm going back in the kitchen now, sorry, I spoke.
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Old 26.05.2016, 18:26
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Was Option 3 made with Nil in mind?
I could't contain myself in laughter (whilst on the train) after seeing this comment.
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