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View Poll Results: Are you a Muslim? | |
Yes, I'm a Muslim.
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No, I'm a Muslim.
|    | 26 | 55.32% | |
I'm not sure, so I am a Muslim.
|    | 21 | 44.68% |
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09.12.2019, 18:55
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| Quote: |  | | | I'm not sure one can circumcise a duck. | | | | | But an angry duck could easily circumcise you if you're not careful.
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09.12.2019, 18:57
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| Quote: | | | | I'm not sure one can circumcise a duck. | | | | | Depending on the vowel you use to spell duck ...
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09.12.2019, 19:14
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I'm an atheist, so I don't celebrate any religious customs.
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09.12.2019, 19:16
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| Quote: | |  | | | I'm an atheist, so I don't celebrate any religious customs. | | | | | The question is...do you get xmas presents for the loved ones?
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09.12.2019, 19:17
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| Quote: | | | | | The question is...do you get xmas presents for the loved ones? | | | | | No, the question is: are you a Muslim?
Or a duck.
But mostly a Muslim.
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09.12.2019, 19:23
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| Quote: | | | | No, the question is: are you a Muslim?
Or a duck.
But mostly a Muslim. | | | | | Who gives a Duck !   |
09.12.2019, 19:24
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| Quote: | | | | | Who gives a Duck ! | | | | | Darling! You sat on your reading glasses again?
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09.12.2019, 19:27
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| Quote: | | | | | Darling! You sat in your reading glasses again? | | | | | On. Unless they are mahoosive.
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09.12.2019, 19:28
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| Quote: | | | | | Darling! You sat in your reading glasses again? | | | | | Some big reading glasses ! Honey |
09.12.2019, 19:30
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| Quote: | | | | | Some big reading glasses ! Honey | | | | | Hahahaha....sorry.
Mine are so filthy I can't spell.
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09.12.2019, 19:51
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| Quote: | | | | are you a Muslim?
Or a duck. | | | | | Or made of wood.
Tom
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09.12.2019, 20:05
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| Quote: | | | | | Or made of wood.
Tom | | | | | You can't possibly curcumcise a woiden duck. Imagine if the chisel slipped.  |
09.12.2019, 20:11
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| Quote: | | | | You can't possibly curcumcise a woiden duck. Imagine if the chisel slipped. | | | | | How about using a pencil sharpener?
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09.12.2019, 20:39
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| Quote: | | | | Or Scrooge McDuck.
Or my MIL. | | | | | 
Careful, you too will be a MIL one day..... |
09.12.2019, 20:58
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| Quote: | | | | | Careful, you too will be a MIL one day..... | | | | | Maybe, maybe not.
Tom
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09.12.2019, 21:41
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| Quote: | | | | He was wearing very, very, very tight trousers. | | | | | Or perhaps had very good hair. It was an Isis thing, apparently.
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09.12.2019, 21:51
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| Quote: | | | | You can't possibly curcumcise a woiden duck. Imagine if the chisel slipped. | | | | | the wood might quack.
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09.12.2019, 22:16
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Careful, you too will be a MIL one day..... | | | | | Not like mine. She serves as a terrible warning.
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09.12.2019, 22:17
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| Quote: | | | | | the wood might quack. | | | | | Oh I want to be able to thank this and I'm out of greens!
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10.12.2019, 09:19
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| Quote: | | | | | the wood might quack. | | | | | Thank you, thank you, thank you amogles, for a witty remark and a good laugh to start the day!
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