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View Poll Results: Are you a Muslim?
Yes, I'm a Muslim. 15 31.91%
No, I'm a Muslim. 26 55.32%
I'm not sure, so I am a Muslim. 21 44.68%
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Old 09.12.2019, 19:55
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I'm not sure one can circumcise a duck.
But an angry duck could easily circumcise you if you're not careful.
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Old 09.12.2019, 19:57
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I'm not sure one can circumcise a duck.
Depending on the vowel you use to spell duck ...
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:14
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Re: Are you a Muslim?

I'm an atheist, so I don't celebrate any religious customs.
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:16
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I'm an atheist, so I don't celebrate any religious customs.
The question is...do you get xmas presents for the loved ones?
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:17
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The question is...do you get xmas presents for the loved ones?
No, the question is: are you a Muslim?

Or a duck.

But mostly a Muslim.
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:23
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No, the question is: are you a Muslim?

Or a duck.

But mostly a Muslim.
Who gives a Duck !
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:24
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Who gives a Duck !
Darling! You sat on your reading glasses again?
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:27
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Darling! You sat in your reading glasses again?
On. Unless they are mahoosive.
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:28
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Darling! You sat in your reading glasses again?
Some big reading glasses ! Honey
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:30
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Some big reading glasses ! Honey
Hahahaha....sorry.

Mine are so filthy I can't spell.
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Old 09.12.2019, 20:51
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are you a Muslim?

Or a duck.
Or made of wood.

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Old 09.12.2019, 21:05
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Or made of wood.

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You can't possibly curcumcise a woiden duck. Imagine if the chisel slipped.
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Old 09.12.2019, 21:11
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You can't possibly curcumcise a woiden duck. Imagine if the chisel slipped.
How about using a pencil sharpener?
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Old 09.12.2019, 21:39
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Or Scrooge McDuck.

Or my MIL.



Careful, you too will be a MIL one day.....
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Old 09.12.2019, 21:58
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Careful, you too will be a MIL one day.....
Maybe, maybe not.

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Old 09.12.2019, 22:41
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He was wearing very, very, very tight trousers.
Or perhaps had very good hair. It was an Isis thing, apparently.
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Old 09.12.2019, 22:51
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You can't possibly curcumcise a woiden duck. Imagine if the chisel slipped.
the wood might quack.
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Old 09.12.2019, 23:16
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Careful, you too will be a MIL one day.....
Not like mine. She serves as a terrible warning.
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Old 09.12.2019, 23:17
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the wood might quack.
Oh I want to be able to thank this and I'm out of greens!
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Old 10.12.2019, 10:19
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the wood might quack.
Thank you, thank you, thank you amogles, for a witty remark and a good laugh to start the day!
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