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30.10.2020, 13:47
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Did not see that one coming.
But I got a new job, at 60, almost doing that what I have always done. Techsupport, only this time again with screwdriver and static band.
Today I was told what the job actually is as they made a big secret about it during the interview as things were still a bit wobbly at the time.
Seems I will be keeping the German justice system well oiled and huffing and puffing.
Back to work after loong weeks of sloth.
Yeah!
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30.10.2020, 13:48
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Congrats!
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30.10.2020, 13:50
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Congratulations (and don't drop the soap)!
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30.10.2020, 13:52
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Congratulations, I don't understand ageism when you consider the quality, experience and work ethic of senior staff.
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30.10.2020, 13:52
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| | Re: Slammer goes to jail | Quote: | |  | | | Congratulations (and don't drop the soap)! | | | | | I´ll get a buttplug.
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30.10.2020, 13:53
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Fantastic! Congrats!
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30.10.2020, 15:00
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Really pleased to hear your news, Slammer - congrats! | Quote: | |  | | | I don't understand ageism when you consider the quality, experience and work ethic of senior staff. | | | | | This, a thousand times this.
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30.10.2020, 15:11
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You missed the laziest pun going and I despise the fact that you didn't go for the "Slammer in the Slammer" title for all it's groanability.
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30.10.2020, 15:35
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Hey, bravo. Make sure you get to Grindelwald first though.
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30.10.2020, 15:40
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30.10.2020, 15:44
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| | Re: Slammer goes to jail | Quote: | |  | | | Did not see that one coming.
But I got a new job, at 60, almost doing that what I have always done. Techsupport, only this time again with screwdriver and static band.
Today I was told what the job actually is as they made a big secret about it during the interview as things were still a bit wobbly at the time.
Seems I will be keeping the German justice system well oiled and huffing and puffing.
Back to work after loong weeks of sloth.
Yeah! | | | | | Here's hoping you're send down for a nice long stretch....
congratulations on the new job!
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30.10.2020, 16:04
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So, who's bitch are you now?
Tom
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30.10.2020, 16:09
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| | Re: Slammer goes to jail | Quote: | |  | | | Did not see that one coming.
But I got a new job, at 60, almost doing that what I have always done. Techsupport, only this time again with screwdriver and static band.
Today I was told what the job actually is as they made a big secret about it during the interview as things were still a bit wobbly at the time.
Seems I will be keeping the German justice system well oiled and huffing and puffing.
Back to work after loong weeks of sloth.
Yeah! | | | | | You had me worried for a moment. For your future inmates, that is...
Well done on securing a job and glad that there are still people who value experience paired with a sensible head.
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30.10.2020, 16:28
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So VIP, slammer!
Congrats
(I'd just reread the contract, maybe you are not allowed to talk about it)
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30.10.2020, 17:32
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Congratulations, so Slammer's going to slammer | 
30.10.2020, 18:45
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30.10.2020, 18:46
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| | Re: Slammer goes to jail | Quote: | |  | | | So, who's bitch are you now? 
Tom | | | | | You got that totally..... wrong!
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30.10.2020, 18:47
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Everybody else got tested positive?
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30.10.2020, 18:48
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| | Re: Slammer goes to jail | Quote: | |  | | | So VIP, slammer!
Congrats 
(I'd just reread the contract, maybe you are not allowed to talk about it) | | | | | That´s why i´m not talking about it. At least keeping it vague.
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30.10.2020, 18:48
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