Did not see that one coming.

But I got a new job, at 60, almost doing that what I have always done. Techsupport, only this time again with screwdriver and static band.
Today I was told what the job actually is as they made a big secret about it during the interview as things were still a bit wobbly at the time.
Seems I will be keeping the German justice system well oiled and huffing and puffing.

Back to work after loong weeks of sloth.

Yeah!

Congrats!

Congratulations (and don't drop the soap)!

Congratulations, I don't understand ageism when you consider the quality, experience and work ethic of senior staff.

I´ll get a buttplug.

Fantastic! Congrats!

Really pleased to hear your news, Slammer - congrats!

This, a thousand times this.

You missed the laziest pun going and I despise the fact that you didn't go for the "Slammer in the Slammer" title for all it's groanability.

Hey, bravo. Make sure you get to Grindelwald first though.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/7812983...sr_gallery-1-1

Here's hoping you're send down for a nice long stretch....
congratulations on the new job!

So, who's bitch are you now?

Tom

You had me worried for a moment. For your future inmates, that is...

Well done on securing a job and glad that there are still people who value experience paired with a sensible head.

So VIP, slammer!

Congrats

(I'd just reread the contract, maybe you are not allowed to talk about it)

Congratulations, so Slammer's going to slammer

OOooo! That´s nice, can you get it from Amazon?

You got that totally..... wrong!

Everybody else got tested positive?

That´s why i´m not talking about it. At least keeping it vague.

Festive toupee..