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Old 10.03.2006, 16:10
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Okay Carrie - heres to do

When you get home tonight
1. Have a glass of wine.
2. Wait till hubby gets home
3. Arrange it so you and him are alone.
4. Get out an electric razor.
5. If not 4 then shaving cream, a wet razor and a large scotch for him.
6. Shave his testicles.
7 Get him to jump up and down if he is not already doing this.
8 Compare to Lobs "Boobs"

Now do you get it

Lynn I really think you should do the same too

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Old 10.03.2006, 16:33
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Re: Mark's new avatar

My witch-cackle has just gone into 5th gear! The kind of laugh that must have all the neighbors in my building knowing that something dirty is going through my head.

I never knew balls could be so much fun. I had always thought of them as John Thomas's pesky companions.

All the Scotch in the world still wouldn't loosen my husband up enough for that!

(snort... snort...)
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Old 10.03.2006, 16:39
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Boring old fart he must be says I.

In that case enough whisky for a sound sleep and some of that hair removing cream that all women seem to have secreted in some corner of the bathroom should do the trick. He might be a bit shocked in the shower the next morning but hey you will get to be able to do the comparison.
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Old 10.03.2006, 16:40
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Well, regardless as to the question if they are boobs or balls, I think Lob is going to have to invest in either a sports-bra or a jock-strap depending on the final outcome.
You can't expect them to keep bouncing like that indefinitely and keep their shape .
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Old 10.03.2006, 16:42
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Lynn, I seriously don't have the personality to keep up with jugs like that, so I don't think I'd wish for them!

Who knows, though.....I'm going to explore that thought.

Can I post a pic of my gf in the States who got a boob job (in her famous t-shirt?)
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Its late in the working week but you have just made it. I agree Lob needs firm support somewhere on his body.
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Old 10.03.2006, 16:45
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Can I post a pic of my gf in the States who got a boob job (in her famous t-shirt?)
Yes of course you can in fact we all insist... Testosterone levels in all mails increasing with expectations before the weekend. All wifes beware it could be a bumpy ride this weekend
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Old 10.03.2006, 16:55
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I just tried looking for it and I guess it's too big to upload! I have the pic pasted onto a word doc.

Maybe it's for the best....I don't want people complaining that this thread has gotten way out of hand. That fact was already established about 6 posts back, wasn't it?
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Old 10.03.2006, 17:00
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ok so " technically" I can imagine the whole balls thing but what are the dark lines that look like a halter neck top??
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Old 11.03.2006, 12:24
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Ok, here it is...I think.
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Old 11.03.2006, 12:28
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Can we give Mark a big hand for helping me get this posted?

It looks a little too small, but the t-shirt says, "not everything is flat in Kansas!"

It should be, "not everything is real under this shirt!"

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Old 12.03.2006, 10:46
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everything looks real to me - real nice
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Old 13.03.2006, 00:39
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Actually, Mark's "new" old smiling cat avatar reminded me of the grinning cat in Alice in Wonderland.... and Lob's bouncing boobs / bouncing testicles avatar reminds me more of one of my san francisco patient's leather outfit: a pair of chaps (leather pants) that encassed his shaved bare ass and showed his buttocks bouncing (or maybe it was more like giggling) very much like Lob's avatar as he walked out of my office.

I guess I'll have to come up with a more clever avatar than just posting my boxer's picture. hum.....
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Old 13.03.2006, 20:01
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What kind of doctor are you that your patients dress like that for appointments?

Nice Boxer, by the way!
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Old 13.03.2006, 20:09
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I'm a psychologist Carrie and my next patient saw the one leaving so she had a lot to talk about during our session....
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Re: Mark's new avatar

Fourteen years ago and the first avatar thread was about Mark's: the founder of EF. What a blast from the past and a prime example of early EF humour.

By the way, my current avatar is a sentimental journey back to my younger days when beer ads were seen on US TV. What about yours?
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Re: Mark's new avatar

Wow, this was right at the beginning, a year or so before I joined. I'm wondering now what Marks and Lobs (especially) avatars actually were then?
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Good to see how well behaved we are

Mine is my bass.
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mine is thinking high...not to high is still attached to the line...
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Mine is my cat when he was still a kitten. He went in there by himself.
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