I have written and deleted this post several times, trying not to ramble and give to much or too little info.

I hate my job (massage), not to mention I won't be able to do it forever as it is tough on the joints. I want to retrain and do something else, but I have absolutely no idea what. I am restricted in most jobs by my location and language inabilities.

Ideally I want to be able to work from home, or anywhere in the world so I can travel more. In a sector that has high demand, so I'm not constantly hunting for work.

I have no special skills particularly (but I'm not stupid, I have a 1st BSc) , languages are not great so I want to work in English. And I'm not an arty creative type. I need to start from scratch, but I'm just totally lost.

If I wasn't restricted by language and location and love to work with animals in some form, but it's not really a practical option.

I'm driving myself around the bend trying to come up with something and getting nowhere. Has anybody got any ideas?? Something I can train in from scratch but that won't take decades and will actually provide an income. Help!!

(or am I a lost cause??)