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... or a huuuge box of candies, either.

When in doubt, medium/small box of something a bit special (doesn't have to be super-expensive, but something she wouldn't ordinarily get for herself.)

Just like flowers... the main thing is that you thought of her while you were out and about (and now she can think of you whenever she looks at them or bites into one.)
Small and sweet...yup. That's the right idea for spontaneous gifts. Too huge and you have to wonder what's going wrong.
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Old 20.10.2009, 15:51
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Re: Why Real Men Buy Women Flowers?

hahaha---to continue the trend.

I believe that perfume is a fine gift. Perfumed deodorant is when the subtle *possibly* negative hints start sneaking in.
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If you buy her Perfume then she might think that you she stinks?
So if we buy men Aftershave they will think we think they are smelly mmmmmmmm, best return the xmas gift then
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So if we buy men Aftershave they will think we think they are smelly mmmmmmmm, best return the xmas gift then
I didnt say it, I was only asking our "learned grasshopper" who thinks buying a girl candies means you think she is fat!
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Old 20.10.2009, 15:59
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I didnt say it, I was only asking our "learned grasshopper" who thinks buying a girl candies means you think she is fat!
LOL i know, but really if you think someone was fat would you (not you personally if you know what i mean) buy them candies.
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Old 20.10.2009, 16:14
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I didnt say it, I was only asking our "learned grasshopper" who thinks buying a girl candies means you think she is fat!
............ lovely !!!!!

perfume anyday
candy too
a long stem white rose or a delicate orchid
a poem
a sweet thought


Dear learned grasshopper stay a while and learn a little
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LOL i know, but really if you think someone was fat would you (not you personally if you know what i mean) buy them candies.
If you think someone was fat, why would you buy them anything anyway?

Unless you are into cute, chubby girls

Its not "fat" .. its just more body to Love!
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............ lovely !!!!!

perfume anyday
candy too
a long stem white rose or a delicate orchid
a poem
a sweet thought


Dear learned grasshopper stay a while and learn a little
The downside to such a learning is, with knowledge comes power and with power comes the want to expand one's sphere of influence, in this instance which would translate into having multiple partners.

In certain things, Ignorance is bliss, I would say
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If you buy Her Candies, it means You Like Her
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"Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker."
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Old 20.10.2009, 16:43
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"Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker."
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Hahaha.. I know what you sayin

Whisky makes me Frisky... Brandy make me Randy,
Gin helps it In... and Rum makes me cum
And then I ask, shall we go out for a drink?
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Old 20.10.2009, 16:48
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Re: Why Real Men Buy Women Flowers?

to make the former mrs bad hare day feel loved and treasured I went out and bought some lovely flowers from our local Morrisons ( no expense spared ) .put them in a lovely vase , dug up from under the stairs , placed them in a visually pleasing position in front of our front room window and waited with baited breath for her response.

She just came in from a hard day at the office and ate them all. not a word of thanks , no smiles and certainly no "hows your father "

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She just came in from a hard day at the office and ate them all. not a word of thanks , no smiles and certainly no "hows your father "

Were they Cauliflowers?
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So if we buy men Aftershave they will think we think they are smelly mmmmmmmm, best return the xmas gift then
Men don't have convoluted brain wave patterns.
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"Candy's dandy, but liquor's quicker."
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Depends on the candy. The variety you put in your nose is mighty quick.
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Yeah...Women's Day. Great holiday that. The day when all Russian men try to buy forgiveness for all the crap they've dumped on their girlfriends and for all their infidelity. Gee, what woman wouldn't swoon over flowers in that situation?
Don't forget the beatings. We also hit them. And we only stop when we're too drunk.
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Don't forget the beatings. We also hit them. And we only stop when we're too drunk.
... and then you have some nice wild sex with them, in the early morning hours, and all is forgiven and forgotten.
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... and then you have some nice wild sex with them, in the early morning hours, and all is forgiven and forgotten.
As long as they don't look in the mirror. Ziiiiiiing.
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Don't forget the beatings. We also hit them. And we only stop when we're too drunk.
Dont think its an issue with the Nationality or Race but poverty and frustration... people who do not have enough economic means and opportunities tend to be easily agitated and confrontational... often women and kids face the brunt.
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As long as they don't look in the mirror. Ziiiiiiing.
Awww ... I like the ziiiiiing definitely no mirrors no...


... but perhaps flowers for a burial who knows
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