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Old 04.08.2010, 11:23
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

It has got to be:
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Until that day I never realised women could pee upwards but apparently if you use your hands to help you, you can.


Happy now everyone?
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Old 15.09.2010, 14:45
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

EF Screenshot of the day

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Old 06.10.2010, 12:04
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

I missed this one while I was in London for the weekend . . .

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Old 06.10.2010, 12:07
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

Well, who said it then? And in which thread? Just for a bit of context like.
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I missed this one while I was in London for the weekend . . .
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Old 06.10.2010, 12:12
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Well, who said it then? And in which thread? Just for a bit of context like.
SVP bashing on EF
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Old 06.10.2010, 14:54
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

Sheesh. The more I read his/her posts, the more I'm convinced PJ is a cyborg designed solely for the purpose of having beliefs I can't stand in people.
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Old 12.10.2010, 20:35
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

Wolli on heating apartment buildings:

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I for six years in Adliswil admired the perfect heating techniques of a Mr Berntrag, a very competent housekeeper.
ahem, yes, quite
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Old 15.10.2010, 11:24
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

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.........speaks to a populace so reactionary and misinformed that....that....when the first Star Wars movie came out women still didn't have the vote.

Brilliant! Spot on, spot on.
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Old 19.10.2010, 10:21
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

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- Shop whenever I want? I do that here. I have simply adjusted the times I want to shop.
And what's more, you can have any color Audi you want in Switzerland, as long as it's black...
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Old 20.10.2010, 12:24
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

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Speaking about "She"..

My only goal in life,
is to be as wonderful...
as my dog thinks I am.
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Old 20.10.2010, 12:35
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

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..... Paid.sex is best condom against commitment.

Write that one down
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Old 20.10.2010, 15:06
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

Hmm, interesting juxtaposition...
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

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the fact that he is innocent does not mean that he is not a rapist
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Old 15.12.2010, 15:36
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

The thread is from the 'For Sale' section where OzzyK is trying to sell his TV.
The thread is obviously longer with Liverbird asking questions relating to the guarantee. Finally OzzyK snaps with this golden comeback:

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Does the TV come with any guarantee? If so for how long?
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mate its not a car, its a TV....its 6 months old...come and look at it if you want a guarantee....its not like ive put in a cheap exhaust and its gonna fall apart in a few months...its like how i bought it...
For the record, Liverbird isn't out of line asking the questions, I just liked the reference to car sales.
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Personnally, it makes me feel very unconfortable to think that my daughter might be invited to play at a house's friend where the parents keep an arm lying around.
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

I have a pretty vivid imagination, but even I could not have come up with this.


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Piouh! You tell me, I was in such a shock, my breast made two turn in my bra!
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

mattwiseman: "30KM fresh water pool at end of garden"

Said in his advert for a waterfront apartment on Zurisee: http://www.englishforum.ch/adverts-p...nr-zurich.html
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Old 02.02.2011, 15:03
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

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Lots of people think that Geneva is the capital. But it is, in fact, Zurich. .....


Are you familiar with Switzerland?
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Old 02.03.2011, 08:02
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.........twelve aroused females looking buddalicious....

What a way to start a Wednesday!
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Re: English Forum "Quote of the Day"

Don't know where this came from, but truly pure awesomeness!

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and remember - plumbers are people too! not all of them are ugly!
in "Why is it so hard to find a date in Zurich"
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