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Old 28.10.2009, 12:32
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

No. 1
job done. Move on.


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Why would we have to sit when the alternative is so much easier?

1. Lift lid, Unzip your fly, go fish for your nozzle, pluck displaced hair and discard, aim and relax, squeeze last few drops, shake leg, replace tool, avoid zipper, search for rogue drops and wipe, lower seat and flush.

2. Inspect seat for past residue, wipe knowing that it only spreads it all over the seat, unbuckle belt, undoo trouser button and fly, check the floor for any wet spots, bring trouser down to ankles if floor is clear else up to knee with one hand to avoid it falling down, try to avoid touching the cold inside rim with wrinkle, try to spread legs while manacled to your pants, start praying you dont get any splashback, try to squeeze last few drops in a very confined space, since your sitting down evaluate if you have to go for number 2, get up, get dressed, and flush

Why would I take option 2?
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Old 28.10.2009, 12:44
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another Q: when was the last time you pee'd yourself (must be when you were an adult)?

Today..reading this thread!!!!

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Old 28.10.2009, 13:05
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2- Personally I like to know that the job is done.
Ah, so you check the paperwork?

Dad always told me the job's never finished 'til the paperwork's done ...
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:09
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

Have some floating Hula Hoops in the toilet and try to aim through their centre... no harm in some fun whatever you do..
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:17
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

This image is amazing....

Until it reminded me of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and the bathroom scene.
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:21
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

As kids, pissing against a wall, we used to kinda simulate having a sword fight... I think Lightsabers in Star Wars were inspired by this
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:23
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

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Which country was this in?
Broadway cinemas, Sydney Australia! Beware!
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:26
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As kids, pissing against a wall, we used to kinda simulate having a sword fight... I think Lightsabers in Star Wars were inspired by this
I remember as kids, we all would pee outside. We were having too much fun playing to go for 5 minutes. 30 seconds behind a bush was enough. And yes, we were all girls.
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:42
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As kids, pissing against a wall, we used to kinda simulate having a sword fight... I think Lightsabers in Star Wars were inspired by this
I don't think I need to caution women against men with a glowing penis.
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:46
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I don't think I need to caution women against men with a glowing penis.
You got the "technical" details wrong amigo... You're confusing the handle with the blade
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:48
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As kids, pissing against a wall, we used to kinda simulate having a sword fight... I think Lightsabers in Star Wars were inspired by this
Where I come from sword fight with exposed tools is a bit less innocent than playing Star Wars .
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Old 28.10.2009, 13:56
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Where I come from sword fight with exposed tools is a bit less innocent than playing Star Wars .
Not even on a weekend night, in the early hours of morning?
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Old 28.10.2009, 14:10
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You got the "technical" details wrong amigo... You're confusing the handle with the blade
I don't think I need to caution women against men with a blade shaped penis.
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Old 28.10.2009, 17:10
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

Ok.
Now, I've almost pissed myself.
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Old 28.10.2009, 17:19
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Ok.
Now, I've almost pissed myself.
Were you sitting or standing?
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Old 28.10.2009, 17:24
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Were you sitting or standing?
Sitting. Actually, on a load of laundry to iron , since I've been a slacker with ironing these days.. It is everywhere!


It's the wisecrack on "blade shaped penises" that almost made me ****.
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Old 28.10.2009, 23:02
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Ugh...

*can't stop laughing*

Don't call it that!

OK no "WeeWee"--"Wow wow" If this sounds better
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Broadway cinemas, Sydney Australia! Beware!
Refuge for about 50% of the homeless people in Sydney ... maybe that (sort of) explains it ...

Anyway, we'll chalk your guy down as a "sitter", shall we?
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Old 28.10.2009, 23:13
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

As it is a Switzerland forum, and a previous poster mentioned - What about the women?"

Well - I have found - that women seem to pee more in the open in Switzerland than in any other country Ive been in.
Whenever we have gone walking in the woods behind us - We always come across at least one female hiker blocking the path..... Smiling in that way that tells you "My friend is peeing behind that bush over there"

Seems to be as normal as saying "bonjour"

And, of course I have, and I squat pulling panties and pants forwards...
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Old 29.10.2009, 13:31
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Refuge for about 50% of the homeless people in Sydney ... maybe that (sort of) explains it ...

Anyway, we'll chalk your guy down as a "sitter", shall we?
Well, that would makes sense...of the actions of the man and the response of the staff.

I just thought he was too engrossed in Brokeback Mountain to tear himself away for a pee.

But still NEVER EVER put anything on the floor in the cinema. Eeeeeewwww.
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