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Old 29.10.2009, 13:06
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It's the wisecrack on "blade shaped penises" that almost made me ****.
Happy to have made you pee twice in this thread.
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Old 29.10.2009, 13:07
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Ugh...

*can't stop laughing*


Don't call it that!
Well the women definitely don't.
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Old 11.05.2011, 01:14
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

Stand up men, we are vindicated!

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The first fact to be faced: most of the stray “sprinkles” that so enrage European women occur not during the act of urination itself, but immediately afterward, during a ritual men learn as part of their potty training. By “ritual” I refer to the various maneuvers required to discharge the urine remaining in the urethra (the muscular tube that delivers urine to the tip of the penis) once the bladder is empty.
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We must also consider anatomy: the female urethra spans only a miniscule length in comparison to that of the male, and as a result, it harbors only a tiny dollop of urine. The male ritual seems barbaric to women because they need only daub themselves with a tissue to remove the few drops remaining on the external genitalia. Granted, their method is more aesthetic, but it’s not our fault that a discrete little wipe doesn’t serve our needs. We can’t help it.
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As a result, forcing men to sit while emptying their bladders will serve little purpose, since no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet. To do so he must run the risk—a great risk indeed for the famously well-endowed men of Western Europe—that his instrument will bash against the toilet seat, or dip into a bowl teeming with coliform bacteria.
And further on he advocates that dirty little secret that all real men do and scarce few admit to- peeing in the sink .

Full article: ahhhhh
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And further on he advocates that dirty little secret that all real men do and scarce few admit to- peeing in the sink
We do?!??! Do we?
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Old 11.05.2011, 01:46
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We do?!??! Do we?
It's OK man, a doctor said it's OK. You don't have to feel ashamed anymore.
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Old 11.05.2011, 01:55
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

Does that mean I have to stop pissing in the shower?
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Old 11.05.2011, 07:30
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Stand up men, we are vindicated!

And further on he advocates that dirty little secret that all real men do and scarce few admit to- peeing in the sink .

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It's OK man, a doctor said it's OK. You don't have to feel ashamed anymore.
Someone who would never be invited into my home....
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Does that mean I have to stop pissing in the shower?
You'd be the only one -- male or female -- not to, if you did stop.
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Old 11.05.2011, 11:51
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

I've never known any man who sits down to pee- but I am very happy to say that most insure they do it 'properly' or clean up after themselves! When I used to have groups of students for residential English courses in UK, we had the occasional problem and posted the classical

If you sprinkle when you tinckle
be a sweetie and lift the seatie

+ CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF

It worked in all but one case!
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Old 11.05.2011, 12:03
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

I just cant sit own. The waters too cold
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Old 11.05.2011, 13:23
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I just cant sit own. The waters too cold
Ha Ha....... you already said that in post #9
(still funny though)


This whole "Men sitting down to pee" thing is ridiculous.

Why does a man need to shoot from "Point Blank" like a woman?


Didn't Euro blokes learn how to write their name in the sand as a kid?
You'd think with Euro names with an 'umlaut' in it.
That level of accuracy would command serious respect in a Mans world.


To the women who think blokes should sit down to pee:
This only shows if you give a woman an inch she'll take a mile !!!!
(most blokes put the seat down for you as is - like that was difficult before)

STAND UP for yourselves Men !!!!

(but at least be polite enought clean up where you sprinkle a bit - it's only fair).
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Old 11.05.2011, 13:40
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

You can pee however you like - AS LONG AS I CAN'T GUESS HOW YOU PEE!

My mother must be a saint because to put up with the state of our toilets at home, man, I would have lobbed bits off long ago. Absolutely disgusting. Also why I would never have one of those toilet carpet things in my home, many of those are suspiciously yellow in unfortunate places...
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Old 11.05.2011, 13:40
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To the women who think blokes should sit down to pee:
This only shows if you give a woman an inch she'll take a mile !!!!
I guess that's balls deep for you right there...

I'm so mean today I should have been twins.
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Old 11.05.2011, 14:10
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I guess that's balls deep for you right there...

I'm so mean today I should have been twins.
OK, good burn........ no comeback to that one.



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You can pee however you like - AS LONG AS I CAN'T GUESS HOW YOU PEE!
Respect sista !!!

(agreed on toilet carpet as well...... that's just wrong)
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Old 11.05.2011, 14:16
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

OMG did I?
Just goes to show the connection....as you get older the memory goes and you pee more



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Ha Ha....... you already said that in post #9
(still funny though)


This whole "Men sitting down to pee" thing is ridiculous.

Why does a man need to shoot from "Point Blank" like a woman?


Didn't Euro blokes learn how to write their name in the sand as a kid?
You'd think with Euro names with an 'umlaut' in it.
That level of accuracy would command serious respect in a Mans world.


To the women who think blokes should sit down to pee:
This only shows if you give a woman an inch she'll take a mile !!!!
(most blokes put the seat down for you as is - like that was difficult before)

STAND UP for yourselves Men !!!!

(but at least be polite enought clean up where you sprinkle a bit - it's only fair).
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Old 11.05.2011, 15:06
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

WhyTF mud! you had to bring this up again ,I have things to doCut 3 big tree down , till the garden,clean the BBQ.No time to Pee
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Old 11.05.2011, 15:11
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Someone who would never be invited into my home....
Don`t you have a garden ??
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Old 11.05.2011, 15:34
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Re: Sit Down!!!! (mens toilet habits)

yes. that's what we call gardening at night- hahaha. but i have never really seen a guy pee sitting either- i remember my brothers (and then my son) being trained to keep it all neat and clean with the cheerio aim trick.
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Old 11.05.2011, 15:36
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yes. that's what we call gardening at night- hahaha. but i have never really seen a guy pee sitting either- i remember my brothers (and then my son) being trained to keep it all neat and clean with the cheerio aim trick.

Cheerio aim trick?
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Old 11.05.2011, 15:40
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Cheerio aim trick?
Apparently you simply throw in a couple of cheerios, so the young padawan has something to aim at..

Now, what was that about not playing with yer food...?
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