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Old 01.11.2009, 18:20
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Very very typical, old ladies don't get mentioned. We're forgotten, left dusty on a shelf, no longer listened to, or looked at. Pure indifference, so sad.
All that is left is to clean up, do the washing and bake cookies, and cry at weddings.
Why is it that old men get to stay in the game, while we're expected to knit, sigh and spin fairytales and act like Melany in Gone with the Wind ?
Nooooo....No dust! Those experienced ones are for the true connoseurs, mind you. Especially those wise ones with lovely names.

And knitting, btw, is the hottest trend. Now, I still gota buy the spinning wheel. Common, don't be shy and pull out those needles, haha.

To go against the stereotypes - the best cookie baker is my husband. He also cleans meticulously. And I have met men who knit fabulously, too.

So, to those with long shag and merry lists of names - learn to bake and knit, then the chicks will stick on you like flies.
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:22
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Well done Sharkey, pages of posts and all of them beating about the bush!
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:23
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and all of them beating off at the thought of bush!
Hahaha.


Fixed that for you.
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:30
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

The usual way this is played is to select the options for three named people.

These were the first to post here, so how about selecting your Shoot, Shag or Marry options from:

Phil MCR, Dervaish, HashBrown
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MathNut, Summerain, Nicky.

Or, perhaps, suggest an alternative three to consider.
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:30
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

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has EF become my personal dating site or something?!
Har, har. Yours only? You are a newbie aren't you?
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:33
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

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Nooooo....No dust! Those experienced ones are for the true connoseurs, mind you. Especially those wise ones with lovely names.

And knitting, btw, is the hottest trend. Now, I still gota buy the spinning wheel. Common, don't be shy and pull out those needles, haha.

To go against the stereotypes - the best cookie baker is my husband. He also cleans meticulously. And I have met men who knit fabulously, too.

So, to those with long shag and merry lists of names - learn to bake and knit, then the chicks will stick on you like flies.

Who needs this , I hate flies

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Old 01.11.2009, 18:50
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Ha. I just showed up at the right moment.
Irish men. They just can't stay out of such games. Bloody hot stuff they are !!! I need a punching ball now !!!
I know, how could you resist me. I look like my avatar.
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:52
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I know, how could you resist me. I look like my avatar.
get a room
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:54
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I know, how could you resist me. I look like my avatar.
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Old 01.11.2009, 18:55
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

It is this stupid Full Moon I tell you. Just turns me into some wild beast every time. I just can't resist it. Tomorrow I go confess and then behave. I will. I will. I will.

Next time just join in and let the Wild One in you let loose a bit dear Sky would love to see you do that

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Very very typical, old ladies don't get mentioned. We're forgotten, left dusty on a shelf, no longer listened to, or looked at. Pure indifference, so sad.
All that is left is to clean up, do the washing and bake cookies, and cry at weddings.
Why is it that old men get to stay in the game, while we're expected to knit, sigh and spin fairytales and act like Melany in Gone with the Wind ?
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:01
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I know, how could you resist me. I look like my avatar.
Now that sure looks like marriage material. Hysterical
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:01
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:06
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It is this stupid Full Moon I tell you. Just turns me into some wild beast every time. I just can't resist it. Tomorrow I go confess and then behave. I will. I will. I will.

Next time just join in and let the Wild One in you let loose a bit dear Sky would love to see you do that
Common, people, let's not turn this into a Harlequin..
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:10
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Miss Sada, I am adding to your medical file: "fantasises about leprechauns".

While being turned on by little old men dressed in green is not unhealthy per se, it can potentially become an issue if it involves paraphiliac attraction for worn out shoes. We will discuss this at your next therapy session.

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Old 01.11.2009, 19:44
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

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The usual way this is played is to select the options for three named people.

These were the first to post here, so how about selecting your Shoot, Shag or Marry options from:

Phil MCR, Dervaish, HashBrown
or
MathNut, Summerain, Nicky.

Or, perhaps, suggest an alternative three to consider.
You are right, when you choose from everyone, it is too easy.

All right, come on boys and girls, let's hear it.
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:47
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Next time just join in and let the Wild One in you let loose a bit dear Sky would love to see you do that
Can't do that dear, wouldn't want to put you out of business
*like those shades, they hide the wrinkles*
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:49
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The usual way this is played is to select the options for three named people.

These were the first to post here, so how about selecting your Shoot, Shag or Marry options from:

Phil MCR, Dervaish, HashBrown
or
MathNut, Summerain, Nicky.

Or, perhaps, suggest an alternative three to consider.

Ok I'd shag me, marry me and shoot Summerrain for getting me addicted to vodka and cigs again
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:51
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Can't believe I don't get an honorable shooting mention for being a bad influence on Friday night.
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:52
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

A no-brainer for me.

Sada.

The latter two, not necessarily in that order.
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Old 01.11.2009, 19:54
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Can't believe I don't get an honorable shooting mention for being a bad influence on Friday night.
you weren't in the list DeepPurple put up if you were then i'd shoot shag and marry you
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