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Old 08.06.2010, 17:11
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With an answer like that, you just got taken off every woman's shag list!!
Rather glad to hear it since I'm er... not that way inclined.

Being a lady myself, I'm a little more picky than men tend to be
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Old 08.06.2010, 18:14
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Rather glad to hear it since I'm er... not that way inclined.

Being a lady myself, I'm a little more picky than men tend to be


Ok, I see what you meant now
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Old 08.06.2010, 21:08
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Ok, I see what you meant now
Where is the damn Thanks button when you need it!!!!

Look at my signature!!
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Old 08.06.2010, 23:40
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Where is the damn Thanks button when you need it!!!!

Look at my signature!!

psst... look at my sig!


I think I'll have to open a poll to see who deserves the shagging more, not just any old shagging but THE shagging!
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Old 08.06.2010, 23:58
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

whohoooo this thread is getting hot....
I'm sensing that the ultimate shagging experience would be to have you both Nil and Mrs T....just writing it stirs up the inferno of my imagination
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Old 09.06.2010, 00:08
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whohoooo this thread is getting hot....
I'm sensing that the ultimate shagging experience would be to have you both Nil and Mrs T....just writing it stirs up the inferno of my imagination
Ok, Mr. Vertigo, teach me how to fly and yer on
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Old 09.06.2010, 10:19
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Dude, let's just leave it at a shag. You seem like too nice a bloke....
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Well that was an entertaining read, kept me laughing for the past half hour.

Shoot Anyone who quotes Wiki more then twice in a thread
Shag Has to be Tash, I bet she's a tigress between the sheets
Marry Tempted to say "NOOOOOOO Never Again!" But, I reckon i-b-deb has all the qualities of a long term twister partner
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Old 09.06.2010, 10:53
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Ok, Mr. Vertigo, teach me how to fly and yer on
Fly...hmmm that I can't promise. What I can do is a nice and exciting lift up in the air, a breathtaking ride reaching climaxes by playing with the inside fire and then finish on a silk-soft and gentle landing....sprinkled with champagne!















yes I do practice from time to time "hot air ballooning" which technically is riding and not flying. A tradition for the first time rider is to have a glass of champagne and get an aritocratic title.
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Old 09.06.2010, 12:21
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Fly...hmmm that I can't promise. What I can do is a nice and exciting lift up in the air, a breathtaking ride reaching climaxes by playing with the inside fire and then finish on a silk-soft and gentle landing....sprinkled with champagne!
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Old 09.06.2010, 12:54
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yes I do practice from time to time "hot air ballooning" which technically is riding and not flying. A tradition for the first time rider is to have a glass of champagne and get an aritocratic title.
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you already got airsick while reading a description of a hot air ballon ride......
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Old 09.06.2010, 12:56
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you already got airsick while reading a description of a hot air ballon ride......
Nauseated. Didn't I crew for you a while back, when the balloon crashed? Or was that someone else that also likes it hard?
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Old 09.06.2010, 13:19
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Nauseated. Didn't I crew for you a while back, when the balloon crashed? Or was that someone else that also likes it hard?
hmm wouldn't forget a crew member like you I guess.
Hard/soft landing....i experienced both it's not always in the hands of the pilot, it depends on weather conditions and solidity of crew members, but when all ingredients are there it can be a memorable experience.
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Old 09.06.2010, 14:03
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Pouah ha ha! I am pissing myself laughing!

Mrs. T, I'd shag you too! THE shag!
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Old 09.06.2010, 15:05
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Fly...hmmm that I can't promise. What I can do is a nice and exciting lift up in the air, a breathtaking ride reaching climaxes by playing with the inside fire and then finish on a silk-soft and gentle landing....sprinkled with champagne!


yes I do practice from time to time "hot air ballooning" which technically is riding and not flying. A tradition for the first time rider is to have a glass of champagne and get an aritocratic title.


Oh boy! Am I glad that I am one of those people who read the small print, I though for a horrible second you'd turned into a French man speaking English !!

But to answer your question, no, that won't be enough to get you Ze shagging! you'll need to get your own air rising

Nil, how about from now on, we call it Ze shagging?

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Old 09.06.2010, 16:10
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Oh boy! Am I glad that I am one of those people who read the small print, I though for a horrible second you'd turned into a French man speaking English !!

But to answer your question, no, that won't be enough to get you Ze shagging! you'll need to get your own air rising

Nil, how about from now on, we call it Ze shagging?
Done!

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Old 09.06.2010, 16:13
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Nil and Mrs T are you not getting enough from home at the moment? you are both hanging around this thread a little desperately

said in good humour before the sense of humour failure'ists get on my back
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Old 09.06.2010, 16:15
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Always the same trouble...
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nicky again."
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Old 09.06.2010, 16:16
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Always the same trouble...
"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Nicky again."
i can't remember the last time you 'gave me it' Trev

(just keeping to the theme of the thread)
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Old 09.06.2010, 16:17
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i can't remember the last time you 'gave me it' Trev (just keeping to the theme of the thread
It's been a while, baby...

(but I really get this message...)
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Old 09.06.2010, 16:19
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I

(but I really get this message...)
well go and spread the love elsewhere then come back and give it to me

Not that i'm being a whore or anything
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