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Old 27.01.2011, 17:29
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Actually, I'm just going through this thread and noting all the names of females on the "Shag" list....

You know, you turn over enough stones etc etc...
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Old 27.01.2011, 17:38
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Ah, always on the shag list, never on the marring list.
Shag the blonde, marry the brunette.
Ms Begga, a recent investigation by the Council for Stereotypes and Clichés (which includes a subcommittee on Mundane Humour) has established that there are fewer blonde jokes than marriage jokes, so your worries are misplaced. Besides, dyeing your hair is both expensive and unhealthy. In a nutshell, you have nothing to gain by not remaining as you are.
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Old 27.01.2011, 17:40
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I guess I'll settle for LIB as he did offer a couple of weeks ago...
settle for? settle for?!
i think he is on my "too hot to handle" list... check out what he looks like on the avator
though the small feet worry me... have you seen his hands?


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...The distraction would be a welcome change to all these sick bodies lying around my house!
yeah, 75% of mine are sick too - the eldest even stayed home from work for a few days..
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Old 27.01.2011, 17:43
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settle for? settle for?!
i think he is on my "too hot to handle" list... check out what he looks like on the avator
though the small feet worry me... have you seen his hands?
Yeah, the looks don't really do it for me. I'm just hoping he's as good as he's talking himself up to be!
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Old 27.01.2011, 18:25
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Yeah, the looks don't really do it for me. I'm just hoping he's as good as he's talking himself up to be!
Paging Porsch....
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Old 27.01.2011, 18:33
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If I shoot both Wasted and WhySoSerious, will I get somekind of badge of honor from EF?
(should this question even be more appropriate in the Forum Support section?)
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I'd shag you if you did that.....
If you guys are interested in some girl on girl action I, for one, am willing to sacrifice myself for the greater cause.

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Shooting's too good for Wasted. Slowly dissolving in him in HCL, now THAT would be more like it.
I melt easily.

However I'd prefer to drink plenty of water and then swallowing Magnesium, it gets me sparkling.
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Old 27.01.2011, 18:42
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If I shoot both Wasted and WhySoSerious, will I get somekind of badge of honor from EF?
(should this question even be more appropriate in the Forum Support section?)
I'll shag you for that!
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I'd shag you if you did that.....
I'll shag you to shag her for that!

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Marry: Nil, just to make sure shes pregnant every year, also who cares who you marry when you are shagging 2 intelligent women, rite?
Please someone, shoot me

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Aw cheers Paddy. I assume we'd be in the shag category too then if we're married to you? I don't want to be in one of those sexless marriages.
If we are both married to him, it won't be sexless mariage sweety!

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Ah, always on the shag list, never on the marring list.
Shag the blonde, marry the brunette.
You can't have it all! The blonde is for the fun, the brunette to meet the parents!

Tough luck honey!
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Old 27.01.2011, 18:53
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If we are both married to him, it won't be sexless mariage sweety!



You can't have it all! The blonde is for the fun, the brunette to meet the parents!

Tough luck honey!
I'm blonde

Nil, now you scaring me
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Old 27.01.2011, 18:57
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

My probable Funeral (statistically speaking):

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Old 27.01.2011, 18:58
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I'm blonde

Nil, now you scaring me
Don't I'll be gentle!
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Old 28.01.2011, 18:38
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

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Ms Begga, a recent investigation by the Council for Stereotypes and Clichés (which includes a subcommittee on Mundane Humour) has established that there are fewer blonde jokes than marriage jokes, so your worries are misplaced. Besides, dyeing your hair is both expensive and unhealthy. In a nutshell, you have nothing to gain by not remaining as you are.
Are you talking like that when you're sober or when you are drunk RustyDearest?
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Old 28.01.2011, 19:49
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Are you talking like that when you're sober or when you are drunk RustyDearest?
haha, somehow I knew Sada would get jealous for that comment!
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Old 01.02.2011, 10:54
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

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ps: how much do you charge?
You're bold!

I can charge quite a bit, like a battle horse, but dont worry we can adjust that to your satisfaction and comfort.
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Old 11.10.2011, 21:42
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Shag: Assassin

Love to live dangerously!

Shoot: Corsebou, The Local and editor Bob.
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Old 12.10.2011, 00:11
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Shag: Assassin

Love to live dangerously!

Shoot: Corsebou, The Local and editor Bob.
you know you are in trouble when you want to shoot more people than the ones you want to shag…
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Old 12.10.2011, 01:33
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

^Must not replay Must not replay Must not replay
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Old 12.10.2011, 10:09
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you know you are in trouble when you want to shoot more people than the ones you want to shag…
Yes but if you read the pages before, you'll see my shagging list is pretty long!
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Old 08.02.2012, 09:55
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Obviously,

Shoot: The Hunmaster
Shag: The Hunmaster
Marry: The Hunmaster


All the others on my list, it is between you and me
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Old 08.02.2012, 10:31
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Obviously,

Shoot: The Hunmaster
Shag: The Hunmaster
Marry: The Hunmaster


All the others on my list, it is between you and me
Baaa, you had to say that, didn't you?
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Old 09.02.2012, 12:00
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Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?

Shag : No one on here - too complicated

Shoot : Nil (I'm sure the feeling is mutual)

Marry : No one on here - too complicated
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