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30.10.2009, 16:21
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | MrSwine? I am MrPorky. I never been banning on any formings on internets. | | | | | I think that you are telling Porkies schatz | 
30.10.2009, 16:21
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | Honey... You dont have to go through all that effort, You can just shag me, Im easy... just wink and Im all yours... on the floor (or anywhere else) anytime.. all the time   
You are Sweet. | | | | | She shagging me first then briding you. You not seeing her posting? | 
30.10.2009, 16:22
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | You make baby Jesus cry  | | | | | I know... Im sumtimemental... I mean sentimental | 
30.10.2009, 16:23
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | I know... Im sumtimemental... I mean sentimental  | | | | |
Um, yeah, sure, if that's what you wanna call it.
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30.10.2009, 16:24
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | I think that you are telling Porkies schatz  | | | | | Definitely some porkies afoot here... | 
30.10.2009, 16:24
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | She shagging me first then briding you. You not seeing her posting?  | | | | | I know... coz she knows you wont be able to do the "job" rite... and you do it once with me, you want to do it with me for ever and ever and happily ever after | 
30.10.2009, 16:27
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | I know... coz she knows you wont be able to do the "job" rite... and you do it once with me, you want to do it with me for ever and ever and happily ever after  | | | | | Not half full of yourself, are you Derv?
But i think the " Happily ever after" is just wishful thinking...
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30.10.2009, 16:29
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | I know... coz she knows you wont be able to do the "job" rite... and you do it once with me, you want to do it with me for ever and ever and happily ever after  | | | | | As long as I getting firsts I am ok. No point torpedoing a sunken ship twice | 
30.10.2009, 16:31
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | Not half full of yourself, are you Derv?
But i think the "Happily ever after" is just wishful thinking... | | | | | No... I was only respondings to the postings, not to be taken as my personings
"Happily ever after" is possible, you might just need to 'adjust' definition of Happily and Ever and After...  | 
30.10.2009, 16:32
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | and then execute me  you Executioner you !! Says that in your profile  | | | | | How could you think of that darling | 
30.10.2009, 16:34
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | As long as I getting firsts I am ok. No point torpedoing a sunken ship twice  | | | | | Who said you will be the first ? I see no virginings 
Virginings is like balloonings, one prickings and its gonings...
Word of Advice: You wont be able to keep up the pretentious formings for longings... soon revealings and getting bannings   | 
30.10.2009, 16:36
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?
I no virgin airlines. Thanking for the wordings of advice. Should I leaving before I get bannings?
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30.10.2009, 16:38
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | I no virgin airlines. Thanking for the wordings of advice. Should I leaving before I get bannings? | | | | | Stop idiot. You are really irritating  now.
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30.10.2009, 16:40
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | Stop idiot. You are really irritating now. | | | | | LOL someone blowing the fusing?
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30.10.2009, 16:42
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | I no virgin airlines. Thanking for the wordings of advice. Should I leaving before I get bannings? | | | | | Me no problemings... enjoy your formings...
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30.10.2009, 16:43
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | LOL someone blowing the fusing? | | | | | Hahaha... timings for some proper rubbings  | 
30.10.2009, 16:53
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry?
Shoot: Natasha for encouraging me to develop the crushing hangover I've had all day.
Shag: Sutter...she's mental. All mentalist women are crazy between the sheets.
Marry: (If I wasn't) Evilshell,...I am seeing leather, dungeons and and all other kinds of deviant pass times. Hotty Mac hot.
Honary mention to J_LP - that's a great avatar.
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30.10.2009, 17:06
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | Honey... You dont have to go through all that effort, You can just shag me, Im easy... just wink and Im all yours... on the floor (or anywhere else) anytime.. all the time   
You are Sweet. | | | | | You made the girl shy away | 
30.10.2009, 17:08
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| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | Shoot: Natasha for encouraging me to develop the crushing hangover I've had all day.
. | | | | | Yeah sorry about that.
Same time next week?
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30.10.2009, 17:08
| | Re: EF: shoot, shag or marry? | Quote: | |  | | | I did not know that poor Silvio is perceived as bad as JarJar Bings... so I got rid of the old dictator. Was about time... | | | | | NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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