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Old 26.11.2009, 14:53
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Annual Porn Awards (possibly NWS)

So the annual porn nominations are out and it looks like Dame Judy Dench is going to be robbed again.
http://avnawards.avn.com/about/nominees.html

What amazed me was the sheer number of categories, some of which are frankly a little scary. This one however made me laugh,

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Barrack's Big Stimulus Package, Rezko/Pulse
Boob-E, Pulse Pictures
A Brutha Came in Your Mutha, Black Ice Ltd.
Cash for Chunkers, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
Coctomom, Devil's Film
It's OK! She's My Step Daughter, Devil's Film
It's Big It's Black It's Inside Joanna, BurningAngel/Vouyer
Jon & Kate **** Eight, Devil's Film
Piggies for Porkin', Score Group/Pure Play
Running a Train on Katie Kayne, Emily Rigby Productions
Sexual Blacktivity, Jennaration X/Jules Jordan
Twitter My Shitter, Vouyer Media
War on a Rack, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Who's Nailin' Paylin?, Hustler Video
Your Mom Tossed My Salad, Lethal Hardcore/Pulse
It must be a pretty easy job coming up with names for Pornos, I was going to suggest we all create our own, but I think that would just go badly.

Also there is a special effects category which I am not even sure I want to think about.
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:02
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Re: Annual Porn Awards (possibly NWS)

And the winner is, in my opinion "Barrack's big stimulus package".
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:03
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It must be a pretty easy job coming up with names for Pornos, I was going to suggest we all create our own, but I think that would just go badly.
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it ;-)

- I translated the text for a porn movie when I was a student. Who would have thought that could ever contain 30 pages of dialogue ?

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Old 26.11.2009, 15:06
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It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it ;-)

- I translated the text for a porn movie when I was a student. Who would have thought that could ever contain 30 pages of dialogue ?

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"oh baby", "harder", "yeah", "oh...".

Is anything else ever said?
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:07
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And the winner is, in my opinion "Barrack's big stimulus package".
Are you kidding, "Twitter my shitter" is practically poetry.
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:08
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And the winner is, in my opinion "Barrack's big stimulus package".
I was quite taken with "Who's Nailin' Paylin" myself
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:10
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"oh baby", "harder", "yeah", "oh...".
Hmm, the "oh" seems to be an exclamation of disappointment.
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:12
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Are you kidding, "Twitter my shitter" is practically poetry.
On a similar note, I just thought of "Facebukaka".
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:14
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"oh baby", "harder", "yeah", "oh...".

Is anything else ever said?
That's what I expected too, and if i had known better, i would have charged 3-4 times as much for the job.

I leave examples of the dialogue to your imagination, as I do not wish to be banned.
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:18
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Re: Annual Porn Awards (possibly NWS)

This thread is pure filth. Dervaish as a Mod would never allow such threads.
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:18
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That's what I expected too, and if i had known better, i would have charged 3-4 times as much for the job.

I leave examples of the dialogue to your imagination, as I do not wish to be banned.
Go On Doc.. I will take the ban on your behalf
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:34
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Nope. We dont want to see you banned either
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:39
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Re: Annual Porn Awards (possibly NWS)

To come up with your own unique porn name you need the name of your first pet and your first street address.

Mine is Betsey Baddesley
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:42
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To come up with your own unique porn name you need the name of your first pet and your first street address.

Mine is Betsey Baddesley
Your EF Porn name could be Pornmouth69
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:43
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To come up with your own unique porn name you need the name of your first pet and your first street address.

Mine is Betsey Baddesley

In that case, I'm Kipper Vicarage
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:43
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Mine is Silky Mowamba.
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:45
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Pudding Greenhills
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My Porn name woudl be "Lady Knarreborg"
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Old 26.11.2009, 15:53
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Hahaaa...I want to be disgusted but haven't had such a good laugh for ages.

My name would certainly be Knoedelweiss.
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Sada-Liscious
sounds pretty pornolicious no
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