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Old 08.12.2009, 20:29
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I want a "Calendario Romano" with these handsome priests in it, please
http://www.calendarioromano.co.uk/


A priest?? How boring would the sex life be???
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Old 08.12.2009, 20:41
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A priest?? How boring would the sex life be???
Beggaaaa, this is just a calendar girl !!! Like the calendar with the EF babes on it you know.

I don't want to have sex with them lovely lads, simply contemplate, every month, another pure male. Now this might change my life, who knows
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Old 09.12.2009, 13:18
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haha ok, what ever turns you on girl
(I thought you liked the bad boys?)
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Old 09.12.2009, 14:02
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Dear Santa,
It seems that posters here are kinky, but I've been a good girl, so please, please, I want that aquarium that simon_ch is selling
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Old 09.12.2009, 17:32
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Dear Santa.
Natachika is good in playing a good girl, but when you get to know her, you'd see she has actually sneaky way of flirting... I suspect a fly would blush in her bedroom wall...

But Santa, please, P-L-E-A-S-E do not drink to much of that Glüchwein and PLEASE do not confuse the lables of my present with Natachika's present!!
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Old 09.12.2009, 17:45
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Come'on Begga The more labels get mixed the merrier Are you saying you'd say no to a menageamany to figure who's present's what?
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Who told you there are flies in my bedroom? Don't get me wrong, but I only collect the flies to feed the fishies from my soon too be aquarium
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Old 09.12.2009, 17:58
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Dear Santa,

If, what Begga says is true, make me a fish in Natachika's aquarium
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Old 09.12.2009, 18:05
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Give also some perspicacity to men who'd rather be a fish, than getting the fish for les mademoiselles
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Here goes my reputation of a good girl... better leave this thread
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Old 09.12.2009, 18:08
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Give also some perspicacity to men who'd rather be a fish, than getting the fish for les mademoiselles
See Santa!!
What did I tell you about the sneaky way of flirting?!?!?
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Old 09.12.2009, 18:10
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It's not flirting Begga it's education
ok, gone now otherwise Santa will forget his way to Switzerland at all
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Old 09.12.2009, 18:12
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Give also some perspicacity to men who'd rather be a fish, than getting the fish for les mademoiselles
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Here goes my reputation of a good girl... better leave this thread
nah, just stay !!! there slumbers a bit of a b1tch in each one of us anyway so ...
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Old 09.12.2009, 18:15
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Dear Santa,

Give me a nice English Dictionary first, for I dont understand "big" words
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Old 09.12.2009, 18:17
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Hi Santa - one each for the kids, please, to keep them out of mischief...


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Old 09.12.2009, 18:26
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Dear Santa,

Get some Atkins diet for yourself, you fat slob.
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Old 10.12.2009, 21:36
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Dear Santa!
I saw something really cool in my favorite geek store today, and I promise to be a good girl for the rest of the year if you give it to me - it's awesome!!


A real Star Wars laser sword!!
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Old 13.12.2009, 00:39
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Dear Santa,

I wish that all wishes of these forum users will come true.

And that they all can deal with the consequences

*yes, yes, I´m the "good" one* lol
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Old 13.12.2009, 00:43
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Go on Dervaish, get that aquarium for Natachika's Christmas...and you're in.
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Old 13.12.2009, 01:49
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Re: Dear Santa

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Dear Santa,

As usual I have not just been good, I have been extremely awesome this year. My radicalness has been rather excessive and I'm almost afraid that I am too good for my own good. But whatever, I can handle it. As you know, I am not sending you a Christmas wish list. This is a Christmas list of demands. Meet my demands, or I will meet you in an icy back alley in the North Pole and then I'll make every little kid's fear come true. Got it?

My Christmas List of Demands:
1. An Osama Bin Laden Punching bag.
2. A Texas Ranger Star Badge Shining Kit. I used my star to slit a man's throat.
3. A rocket ship so I can fly to the moon. I'm sure there's some bad guys up there.
4. A baby. I've always wanted a boy of my own so I can name him Crawler, Texas Ranger.
5. My own theme park like Dolly Pardon has. I'll call it Chuck Island.
6. A musical written about my life. And it will have the greatest kick line ever.
7. A new Christmas tie. I used my last one to strangle a man.
8. Help my new book "Kicking Bad Guys for Dummies: An Idiot's Guide to Stopping Evil Doers with Your Foot," get to the top seller list.
9. A new pair of boots. I shoved my last pair up a bad guy's ass.
10. World Peace...oh wait, I'll handle that one.
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Old 13.12.2009, 02:53
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Not much to ask, Just her as my girlfriend.

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