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J.L-P 09.03.2011 19:28

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That's what it was like for me being engaged to a Swiss woman. :D
Stop the Swiss bashing please.

Guest 09.03.2011 19:30

Re: Why is it so hard to find a date in Zurich?! (hope my friends wont kill me)
 
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Originally Posted by J.L-P (Post 1130057)
Stop the Swiss bashing please.

Who pissed in your cornflakes? :confused:

NSchulzi 09.03.2011 19:32

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Who pissed in your cornflakes? :confused:
Quaint northern expression??! :msnshock:

Guest 09.03.2011 19:35

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That's what it was like for me being engaged to a Swiss woman. :D

I refer the Honourable Gentleman to Rule One.


Albeit in a rather retrospective-equine-accommodation-departure-securing sort of way :msnshock:

Guest 09.03.2011 19:41

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Who pissed in your birchermüsli? :confused:
Fixed that for you :rolleyes:

J.L-P 09.03.2011 19:46

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That's what it was like for me being engaged to a Swiss woman. :D
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Originally Posted by J.L-P (Post 1130057)
Stop the Swiss bashing please.

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Who pissed in your cornflakes?

Just wait till you are married for a few years younger middle-aged man and we will see what nationality you'll be bashing then.

ximix 09.03.2011 19:46

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That's what it was like for me being engaged to a Swiss woman. :D
What an errant rascal you are DB! :D

Guest 09.03.2011 19:48

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Originally Posted by J.L-P (Post 1130082)
Just wait till you are married for a few years younger middle-aged man and we will see what nationality you'll be bashing then.

Huh? I haven't a clue what you're on about.

Another one for 'ignore'... :rolleyes:

J.L-P 09.03.2011 19:49

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Huh? I haven't a clue what you're on about.

Another one for 'ignore'... :rolleyes:
What's new.

boxcarracer 09.03.2011 20:20

Re: Why is it so hard to find a date in Zurich?! (hope my friends wont kill me)
 
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Originally Posted by J.L-P (Post 1130088)
What's new.

http://www.thepicdump.com/picdump/as...1634915050.jpg

J.L-P 09.03.2011 20:22

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:up: Ewwww.

http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/t...1299624320.gif

Just felt like posting this.

Assassin 09.03.2011 20:36

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Originally Posted by J.L-P (Post 1130141)
:up: Ewwww.

http://i602.photobucket.com/albums/t...1299624320.gif

Just felt like posting this.

Do you think his internet dating site profile might read under hobbies: "moderate social drug taking and minor hotel room furniture arranging"?

Nil 09.03.2011 20:36

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Originally Posted by boxcarracer (Post 1130136)

:eek: Those are piles or testicules? :D

MrVertigo 09.03.2011 21:30

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Originally Posted by flow23 (Post 1129369)
(...)
Have you ever been in love

No, I've been a bartender all my life!
(My darling Clementine, John Ford 1946).

Sky 10.03.2011 00:15

Re: Why is it so hard to find a date in Zurich?! (hope my friends wont kill me)
 
When in doubt about lovely curves and what gents think, listen to Rodney Carrington's Chicken Song

gets a chuckle outta me everytime :)

byby 10.03.2011 01:24

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Just tell them to lower expectations, and remember - plumbers are people too! not all of them are ugly!

Upthehatters2008 10.03.2011 01:33

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Originally Posted by boxcarracer (Post 1130136)

So glad there is just One T :D

J.L-P 10.03.2011 08:32

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Originally Posted by byby (Post 1130372)
Just tell them to lower expectations, and remember - plumbers are people too! not all of them are ugly!

And the conversation would be riveting; I would use a plumbing word if I knew one.

See the problem? It's not only about expectations, but also experience. A 20-something is just not the same as a 40-something (staying ot). You might veer from what you want/like/enjoy but in the end you go back to what you are used to and comfortable with. Game over.

I say keep the expectations and be who you are.

Ouchboy 10.03.2011 10:03

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Originally Posted by J.L-P (Post 1130444)
See the problem? It's not only about expectations, but also experience. A 20-something is just not the same as a 40-something (staying ot).

(we)
20-somethingers rock :P.

Guest 10.03.2011 10:35

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...happiness.html

Perhaps there's another way eh..


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