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Valentines Day?

Unique or memorable gifts on V Day for you? I need inspiration ;p
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Old 21.01.2010, 17:40
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Whoa, total silence.

How inspiring is that eh !!
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Old 21.01.2010, 17:54
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Re: Valentines Day?

Awww... You've touched my heart

Guys this is the day you give th(os)e special woma(e)n in your life, truly memorable and a true depiction of your feelings towards them. If in doubt Jimmy Choo shoes or cash will do.

Woman is a wonderful creation (evolution) of Nature. If you give her something, she will give you something greater in return.

If you give a woman a sperm, she gives you a baby. If you give her a house, she gives you a home. If you give her groceries, she gives you a nice meal. BUT if you give her crap, be prepared to receive HELL!

Dr Derv is usually terribly ill or out of town on Valentine's, but guys you have been warned
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Old 21.01.2010, 17:58
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Re: Valentines Day?

If you love someone and you wait that one day a year to show it then there is a problem. You should show love every day of the year

I dont celebrate that day personally. But then im not a romantic person

For something different though why dont you do something new together? Like an activity neither of you has tried before. Could be fun
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Old 21.01.2010, 18:00
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For something different though why dont you do something new together? Like an activity neither of you has tried before. Could be fun
Ermm... new position maybe... no?
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Old 21.01.2010, 18:03
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Take your partner for a romantic dinner....
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Old 21.01.2010, 18:06
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Take your partner for a romantic dinner....
No, buy her flowers.. Cauliflowers and then ask her to show her love for you
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Old 21.01.2010, 18:11
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Re: Valentines Day?

I always get 13 red roses (and other flowers through the year) and taken out for a romantic meal.
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Old 21.01.2010, 18:16
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Re: Valentines Day?

first make sure your partner don't read this thread....

Now about ideas.... make each day a valentines day....

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Old 21.01.2010, 18:36
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Make a cake!



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check this link

http://www.zurigoturismo.com/en/page...nlid=158328036
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Re: Valentines Day?

clean the house, make her dinner and don't let her wash up after.
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Old 21.01.2010, 20:12
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Cheese for the cheesiest holiday of the year
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Re: Valentines Day?

and what can we ladies give to you guys????
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Old 21.01.2010, 22:27
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Winner for weirdest present: flashlight and a potato.
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Old 22.01.2010, 11:19
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Re: Valentines Day?

Ok… Here are few gift ideas for Valentines from Dr Derv

1. If your lady likes to dress up in long skirts with flowery patterns, wears her hair long and loose sometimes, would wear a neat dress and no make up and bake something nice for you and ask you, how she looks, loves to go for long walks in the park holding hands more than eating out in a fancy place kind then give her a Love Note saying (translation from French)

"I wish I was a tear
Born in your eyes
Flowed down your face
And died at your lips"

Wrapped around a freshly plucked Rose. Preferably stolen from someone’s garden, not bought from a shop.

2. If your lady is a high flying “professional” then buy her a Blackberry or someone electronic organiser with “appointments” duly setup for all important days, birthdays, anniversaries etc etc.. till the next Valentine’s day. Also book in “slots” for any Romantic breaks, evenings, “sexy times” and quality times you are intending to spend together with her.

Also save in “templates” with messages like
“Sorry running late, got stuck with something”
“Something came up the last minute; can we do it next week?”
“Im still at the meeting, we need to have a close to this”
“Can we reschedule it to …”
“Why don’t you get yourself a drink and I’ll wrap up and be there sooner”

Just in case you know, you cannot plan everything.

3. If your lady enjoys being bit of a “vixen” in bed then give her a nicely cut Rose on a stem and a very saucy lingerie, pink handcuffs and box of chocolates. You have to give this to her in the morning before you leave for work and say “Tonite Honey *wink* suggestively* … I will return from work a bit later”.

4. If she is bit of a “slappa” then buy her a BIG, Red heart shaped balloon and take her down to the local “chippies” for a romantic meal.

5. If she likes to dress up “slick” leather boots, tight jeans, fit to measure coats etc then buy her a Louis Vuiton bag. Cant afford it? Ok then a slick shiny black bag with golden chain strap will do. Still expensive? Then buy her any black bag with a note “You can make anything look sexy”

6. If she likes to hang a lot of “cute” key rings on her bag, mobile phone and prefers long glittery ear rings etc then just buy her a Cow Bell.

7. If shes a Cosmo reader then get the February edition of Cosmopolitan and act on any of the suggestions there in. Give her a smug smile when she exclaims “Oh you truly understand me and all this time I thought you were being insensitive to my feelings.”

Did I miss out anyone?
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Old 22.01.2010, 11:24
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Ok… Here are few gift ideas for Valentines from Dr Derv

1. If your lady likes to dress up in long skirts with flowery patterns, wears her hair long and loose sometimes, would wear a neat dress and no make up and bake something nice for you and ask you, how she looks, loves to go for long walks in the park holding hands more than eating out in a fancy place kind then give her a Love Note saying (translation from French)

"I wish I was a tear
Born in your eyes
Flowed down your face
And died at your lips"

Wrapped around a freshly plucked Rose. Preferably stolen from someone’s garden, not bought from a shop.

2. If your lady is a high flying “professional” then buy her a Blackberry or someone electronic organiser with “appointments” duly setup for all important days, birthdays, anniversaries etc etc.. till the next Valentine’s day. Also book in “slots” for any Romantic breaks, evenings, “sexy times” and quality times you are intending to spend together with her.

Also save in “templates” with messages like
“Sorry running late, got stuck with something”
“Something came up the last minute; can we do it next week?”
“Im still at the meeting, we need to have a close to this”
“Can we reschedule it to …”
“Why don’t you get yourself a drink and I’ll wrap up and be there sooner”

Just in case you know, you cannot plan everything.

3. If your lady enjoys being bit of a “vixen” in bed then give her a nicely cut Rose on a stem and a very saucy lingerie, pink handcuffs and box of chocolates. You have to give this to her in the morning before you leave for work and say “Tonite Honey *wink* suggestively* … I will return from work a bit later”.

4. If she is bit of a “slappa” then buy her a BIG, Red heart shaped balloon and take her down to the local “chippies” for a romantic meal.

5. If she likes to dress up “slick” leather boots, tight jeans, fit to measure coats etc then buy her a Louis Vuiton bag. Cant afford it? Ok then a slick shiny black bag with golden chain strap will do. Still expensive? Then buy her any black bag with a note “You can make anything look sexy”

6. If she likes to hang a lot of “cute” key rings on her bag, mobile phone and prefers long glittery ear rings etc then just buy her a Cow Bell.

7. If shes a Cosmo reader then get the February edition of Cosmopolitan and act on any of the suggestions there in. Give her a smug smile when she exclaims “Oh you truly understand me and all this time I thought you were being insensitive to my feelings.”

Did I miss out anyone?
Wow!!! Just out of interest, which of these categories does your lady come under?
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Old 22.01.2010, 11:26
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Wow!!! Just out of interest, which of these categories does your lady come under?
what lady?
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Re: Valentines Day?

I refuse to go out to any restaurant on a Valentines Day.

The food is usually krap; you are rushed through because there is a booked rota; you get those sados coming in to the restaurants offering you roses or whatever.

Vomit Vomit..................Vomit

Valentines Day is for predictable boring sados.
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Old 22.01.2010, 11:30
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I refuse to go out to any restaurant on a Valentines Day.

The food is usually krap; you are rushed through because there is a booked rota; you get those sados coming in to the restaurants offering you roses or whatever.

Vomit Vomit..................Vomit

Valentines Day is for predictable boring sados.
yes, and try having your birthday and wedding day on that day too - recipe for mega ripped-offedness!!!!
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