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Sada 27.01.2010 16:44

Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
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Originally Posted by Begga (Post 682818)
Well she just said her other half is working... so it would be hard to 'get pregnant' today unless her mailman is seriously hot...

To begin with one of mine ... I'm gonna shoot him. He really thinks he's oh so hot. I wonder sometimes what or who he thinks he is !!! :msnmad:


(another one for the bin, I know I know ... I'm sorry.)

gata 27.01.2010 16:50

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
As i said before....

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Originally Posted by gata (Post 683002)
Well i never met the guy. The neighbour on the other hand.... Hmm.. I think i just run out of sugar


elgin_ed 27.01.2010 16:52

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
my post lady was quite hot - she even gave me a hand carrying my shiny new tv up the stairs.

Natasha 27.01.2010 16:55

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
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Originally Posted by Sada (Post 683337)
To begin with one of mine ... I'm gonna shoot him. He really thinks he's oh so hot. I wonder sometimes what or who he thinks he is !!! :msnmad:

So I take it you don't like what he is putting in your box?

olygirl 27.01.2010 16:56

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
My Swiss postman delivers the mail by horse and sled in the winter and has fixed my furnace. The first time I ever spoke to him was in my mother's house in the USA many years ago. I was in an upstairs spare bedroom, sleeping in a makeshift bed, and he walked by my room very quickly. Saw him again at the breakfast table. We've been on good terms ever since.

Sada 27.01.2010 16:59

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
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Originally Posted by Natasha (Post 683352)
So I take it you don't like what he is putting in your box?

Its when he rings and I need to go downstairs and sign it gets bizarre ... always feels like 300 slimey creatures just crawled all over me ... ahhh, errrk, shudder :msnsick:

Treverus 27.01.2010 17:08

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
Since I follow the number 1 rule for motorcyclists - never greet a scooter rider - mine does not really seem to like me anymore.

Jekyll 27.01.2010 17:11

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Originally Posted by Sada (Post 683356)
Its when he rings and I need to go downstairs and sign it gets bizarre ... always feels like 300 slimey creatures just crawled all over me ... ahhh, errrk, shudder :msnsick:

Yeah, I can imagine that's really annoying - why can't he just put it straight in your slot without you having to go downtown first.

Oh well, at least you get to the "ahhh, errrrk, shudder" part in the end

Cheers

Jekyll

Sada 27.01.2010 17:56

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
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Originally Posted by Jekyll (Post 683372)
Yeah, I can imagine that's really annoying - why can't he just put it straight in your slot without you having to go downtown first.

Oh well, at least you get to the "ahhh, errrrk, shudder" part in the end

Cheers

Jekyll

I like strong emotions so yes ... :msncrazy:

But most are very friendly, very concentrated in front of the mailboxes and don't talk much so. ;)

Dervaish 27.01.2010 18:07

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I say any man, unless hes single, who has to go out so early in the morning almost everyday should not be "casting stones" just like people living in glasshouses :D:D

Natasha 27.01.2010 18:17

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Originally Posted by Sada (Post 683429)

But most are very friendly, very concentrated in front of the mailboxes and don't talk much so. ;)

I also prefer it when they just do their job without talking too much.

Dervaish 27.01.2010 18:19

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
I think we need to merge this kind of threads with "cant get a date in CH" threads... seriously! :msnnerd:

portsmouth68 27.01.2010 18:25

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
Talking about men in this way makes me feel cheap and worthless. We are not sex objects we are human beings with intellect. Most men can't even walk down the street without woman eye-ing up our trouser snakes, i feel like they're undressing me.... :D I feel dirty now, I need to have a shower to cleanse my body and to rejuvenate my sensitivity....

Dervaish 27.01.2010 18:30

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
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Originally Posted by portsmouth68 (Post 683469)
Talking about men in this way makes me feel cheap and worthless. We are not sex objects we are human beings with intellect. I must men can't even walk down the street with out woman eye-ing up our trouser snake, i feel like they're undressing me.... :D I feel dirty now, I need to have a shower to cleanse my body and to rejuvenate my sensitivity....

Hahahahahahahaa!!! Can I say you are not as innocent as you look ;)

Same here, I have a great personality and sense of humour, but I dont think any girl is interested in that. They just want me for my body!! Yukk!!!! :msnsick:

:D:D

Natasha 27.01.2010 18:33

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Originally Posted by Dervaish (Post 683478)
Yukk!!!! :msnsick:

For once I agree with you.

Rangatiranui 27.01.2010 18:43

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
thing is that when our postie comes, i'm usually still dressed in my night wear.
i fear he'll just up and leave before I get any.
and just leave a note.

hate it when that happens!

Dervaish 27.01.2010 18:47

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
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Originally Posted by Natasha (Post 683481)
For once I agree with you.

I only said it to get on agreeable terms with you and mend our past "excesses" :)

Mac Blow 27.01.2010 18:56

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
My postlady in the kalahari desert was so hot that each time she delivered mails, she had no blouse nor pants on! Ha ha ha ha ha.

Moonlightshadow 27.01.2010 22:22

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
I have no idea how my postman does look like. I`m never at home when he brings my letters.

28.01.2010 06:27

Re: Is your postman really all that hot? or is this just another myth ...
 
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Originally Posted by Moonlightshadow (Post 683667)
I have no idea how my postman does look like. I`m never at home when he brings my letters.


Perhaps he looks like JB.... You're surely missing something..... ;)


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