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Re: Inopportune moments to fart

Anglo Saxon or not, Obsession or not, fact is:

According to the American National Institutes of Health, the average person passes intestinal gas from 14 to 23 times a day and produces about 1 to 3 pints of the stuff.

P.S: Don't try using this information to explain an embarrassing situation... it'll only make things look worse.
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Old 15.02.2010, 17:21
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Anglo Saxon or not, Obsession or not, fact is:

According to the American National Institutes of Health, the average person passes intestinal gas from 14 to 23 times a day and produces about 1 to 3 pints of the stuff.

P.S: Don't try using this information to explain an embarrassing situation... it'll only make things look worse.
Wow I am above average at something.
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Old 15.02.2010, 17:22
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Wow I am above average at something.
But I am guessing not in numbers of friends, eh gas-pants..?
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Anglo Saxon or not, Obsession or not, fact is:
...that it was, inevitably, a Frenchman who could actually make a living out of it.
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Old 15.02.2010, 17:29
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Aren't the ladies attracted to the smell of man fart in the morning?
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Re: Inopportune moments to fart

Have you ever farted in a plane?

NO SMELL You can fart all you want , silent loud, even risky ones and it does not smell.
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Old 15.02.2010, 17:48
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Aren't the ladies attracted to the smell of man fart in the morning?
Ask the one on the other side of the bed and you get your answer!

You get your answer too, when you find no one on the other side ;-)
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Old 15.02.2010, 18:00
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...that it was, inevitably, a Frenchman who could actually make a living out of it.
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Thanks for reminding me of the great Joseph Pujol

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Old 15.02.2010, 18:04
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Or letting one loose underwater. There is no smell but there are plenty of visual clues.
Nick, a few years ago mrs. G and I were enjoying a pleasant stroll around SeaWorld Orlando and we stopped at the manatee tank... "oh aren't they cute, and so gentle" then one ripped one off ( tell tale bubbles ) then the bubbles broke surface and OMG... no wonder boaters run these things over ( joke, no really ) ...friggin nasty !!



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Old 15.02.2010, 18:17
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Have you ever farted in a plane?

NO SMELL You can fart all you want , silent loud, even risky ones and it does not smell.
ahem you are kiddin right...

a large, sealed tin box with re-circulating air and you think they don't stink??

dude - they reek!!! and they go around and around all sealed in freshness
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Old 15.02.2010, 18:30
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ahem you are kiddin right...

a large, sealed tin box with re-circulating air and you think they don't stink??

dude - they reek!!! and they go around and around all sealed in freshness
According to Boeing, only 50% of the air is recycled and the rest is fresh. In addition the recirculated air is filtered so it shouldn't smell or distribute nasty cold bugs around the cabin.
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Old 15.02.2010, 18:59
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According to Boeing, only 50% of the air is recycled and the rest is fresh. In addition the recirculated air is filtered so it shouldn't smell or distribute nasty cold bugs around the cabin.

This is exactly what I would claim if I was a Airline.
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Dog going to college?..is this your nickname for your daughter?..what is going on here?

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Old 15.02.2010, 19:55
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Cut to 1:20

"However smelt it delt it"
"However denies it supplied it"
"However shoped it dropped it"

Classic...
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At Buckingham Palace?

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Check in the backseat first!
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And, of course, dinnertime can be rough, even in the Great Wide Open...

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Old 15.02.2010, 22:11
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Re: Inopportune moments to fart

It's perfectly safe to fart anywhere in public provided it is done in the close proximity of a child or an old person. They will be blamed first.

Remember, when farting in your ski trousers, it takes about 10 minutes for the effluvia to emanate. This is particularly important to remember before walking into the restaurant.
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Old 15.02.2010, 22:46
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Just put headset on so you don't hear it or more scientific approach.









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