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Old 26.03.2010, 14:12
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The EF Never ending story.

A little game for the ones who like to write short stories.
Continue with the story where the last writer ended. Write approximately one A4 page in Word. Don’t make an end. Have fun.


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Old 26.03.2010, 16:49
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Re: The EF Never ending story.

Let's give it a try.
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The mods came.
Unfortunately with the change in ownership of the EF, all the erstwhile mods were removed & Hanu was made the super moderator.
With Hanu as the new super moderator, the forum underwent big changes. The ban on Canadian dude was lifted & he was also made a super moderator.All the forum names were changed as per the new forum policy:
Daily Life became Drudgery
Swiss Politics /News became Wollishofener’s Musings
Entertainment & Dining became Sex & Pimps

Red was the new green for any forum member’s reputation. Red reputation was considered cool & green was much more boring than grey.

The forum changes had a massive phychological impact on the moderators and forum members.

UncleMax couldn’t take the permanent EF ban anymore. He started to drown in his sorrows at the once famous Talacker Bar. Out of sympathy, some forum members still join him sometimes.

22Yards was seriously considering registering with a new EF name as 11Yards afer he was stripped of moderator rights & had no more opportunity to explain the difference between Swiss & Switzerland.

Dougal’s Breakfast was tired of the insults directed on him by newbie 1st class Uncle Betrand. Uncle was having the time of his life & seemed to enjoy the company of the Dude. The Dude reminded uncle of his youth.

Richdog’s obsession with mattereses took a new turn after he discovered latest mattress (no.25) was no better than any of the previous one’s. He sued the 5 German companies who had sold him the last 15 mattresses & was considering going back to UK for good in search of the perfect mattress.

Betrand-Geneva had left the forum for the 30th time & his thread was deleted by Hanu without even bothering to send a PM. He was frustated that noone was asking to perform for the EF fund raisers.

Peg A threatned her Swiss Landlady after being inspired by Canadian Dude’s rants about the Swiss. The land lady gave her two new dogs as a present & free cleaning service owing to the threats.

Editor Bob was offered a job by some cheese shooting forum. He was still banking on the EF circus acts to generate some money so that he could buy back the forum.

Salsa Lover was trying to convince Natasha to have a Salsa Skiing event. Begga couldn’t manage to persuade J-LP to do Lady Marmalade. Madame J-LP wanted to do Lady Gaga instead & Begga couldn’t stand Lady Gaga.

“Lady Gaga is it then, we should remove the Iceleandic girl. Begga get me some snaps now” says coolcd reading the “Sex & Pimps” section on the forum.
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Old 29.03.2010, 21:17
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Re: The EF Never ending story.

So the problem remained unsolved. MacGregor's Daughter offered her team of cheerleaders to fill in for the dancers. Unfortunately once they learned they were supposed to perform in public(them being Swiss) they refused.

MacGregor's Daughter (with the help of MacGregor's son-in-law) and the Scotsman decided to get their battle axes out to settle the problem the Scottish way once and for all. Alas, there was a fatal mistake in their plan. They thought they could destroy the bankrupt Swedish part of the forum by hitting their laptops while being connected to the forum. So they chopped their laptops to pieces with no notable effect for the forum. Being cut of from the virtual world they tried to do some fund raising by selling Haggis and fried Mars bars in the Zuger pedestrian area. After several reported cases of food poisoning they had to give that up.

Meanwhile the very sensible mod MathNut succeeded in persuading the other moods that something needed to be done. They tried to figure out how they could successfully raise funds to buy the EF back. They agreed on an adventure weekend with speeches and workshops to win the hearts of the audience for the cause. The program was as follows:

Dougals Breakfast on "Why I love Zug" (speech)

Carlos R on "The advantages of breastfeeding" (speech)

Dervaish on "How to pick up as many girls as possible in one night" (workshop)

Uncle Max on "How to become the most sought-after EF male" (workshop)

lost_inbroad on "How to take part in every EF discussion and never repeat yourself" (speech)

Canadian Dude on "How to insult as many people as possible in one post" (workshop)

(to be continued)
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