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Yes one of us has cheated. 19 23.17%
None of us has cheated. 55 67.07%
I am not sure as the MOFO is too sly! 8 9.76%
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Old 04.05.2010, 16:53
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Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

Cheated =

- Slept with a third person
- French kissed them
- Intentionally fondled their private parts

The poll is anonymous so don't worry.
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Old 04.05.2010, 16:54
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Re: Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

The poll seems to be so anonymous that I cannot see it at all....
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Old 04.05.2010, 16:59
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Re: Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

Girls french kissing girls doesn't count- or does it?
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:01
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Girls french kissing girls doesn't count- or does it?

No... and I envy you....
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:01
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The poll seems to be so anonymous that I cannot see it at all....
Get new eyes
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:02
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Cheated =

- Slept with a third person
- French kissed them
- Intentionally fondled their private parts

The poll is anonymous so don't worry.
is a threesome with wife cheating?
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:07
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- Intentionally fondled their private parts
Oh come on - I played rugby for 15 years - what do you think goes on in a scrum?
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:07
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- Intentionally fondled their private parts
They were uncovered at the time. Does that make them public parts?



/me double checks that there's an "l" in there. Freudian slips 'n' all that.
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:08
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is a threesome with wife cheating?
devil's variety or the other one?
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:09
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Re: Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

Where is the 'this thread is stupid' option?
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Oh come on - I played rugby for 15 years - what do you think goes on in a scrum?
Do tell... I'm quite fond of rugby players...
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:11
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Re: Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

What about the fourth, fifth or sixth people?
[QUOTE Slept with a third person]
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:14
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Re: Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

Do you expect problems with your partner and try to counter them with "other expats in Switzerland do it too"?
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:16
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Re: Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

there is a flaw in the definition of cheating...
cheating = when you are caught cheating
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Old 04.05.2010, 17:33
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Re: Are you in a relationship/marriage where one of you have cheated?

Your poll and definitions are flawed. Firstly, it doesn't count as cheating if you have agreed the parameters (aka rules of the game) with your partner. e.g. if she says "it's OK to shag girls with blonde hair" then you would not be cheating if you do this.

Now, assuming no rules have been agreed up front. Then the Standard Relationship Terms apply (aka 'the rules'). Unfortunately, the lack of knowledge of these terms together with regional variations can lead to mis-understanding and conflict.

Firstly, there is the female version of the rules which were penned in 1763 and haven't been updated since. The male version of course, received regular updates, and in accordance with UN Conventions is the appropriate version to apply where no official agreement has been made.

Many are aware of common exclusions from what is defined as cheating. Notably these include:

- Different country/state/postal code exceptions
- Celebrity exception
- Cybersex doesn't count as sex exception (see 1993 update for internet issues)
- Non-penetrative sex exception
- Twin/sibling exception
- etc. etc.

I would suggest anyone not familiar with the rules to download the most recent version (April 2010 - incorporating extenuating circumstances where volcanic eruptions are involved).

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Old 04.05.2010, 17:38
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- Twin/sibling exception
I had an affair with the wife's twin.

People asked me if they were the same in bed. I replied that they were similar, but Bernard's moustache tickled a bit.
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Where is the 'this thread is stupid' option?
I did try to help you by answering your very important question but Mods deleted it I hope you got to read it hough
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Old 04.05.2010, 18:04
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I did try to help you by answering your very important question but Mods deleted it I hope you got to read it hough
scribble...i read it; but it implies that you were cheating on your wife
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