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Old 30.05.2010, 23:52
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

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Old 31.05.2010, 00:09
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His name wasn't Dimitri, was it?

This guy hit on a girl, she wasn't interested but he was very insistant, so to get rid of him she gave him her business card, the following are two messages he left on her answering machine, she sent them in to a Canadian radio... enjoy!!
this one made the rounds here 2 years ago
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Old 31.05.2010, 00:28
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His name wasn't Dimitri, was it?

This guy hit on a girl, she wasn't interested but he was very insistant, so to get rid of him she gave him her business card, the following are two messages he left on her answering machine, she sent them in to a Canadian radio... enjoy!!

Omg.. that's hysterical. What a piece of work that guy is!
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Old 31.05.2010, 00:53
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

I once was in a pub, and a girl, who obviously had a bit too much to drink, or was under influence of some illegal substance, said Hi in the Bar. I said Hi back, and she just asked "Do you want to ?",
My first thought was "And how much are you going to ask for?", but I just said no thanks. 1 hour later she was still "unsuccesful".

I guess I had a good one myself once. Too bad i had drunk too much myself that evening to know what I said, but next morning I had 7 Phone numbers in my pocket, including my own, but it was not my own handwriting.

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Old 31.05.2010, 01:02
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

I'm not really a "small talk" kinda person... If I do start talking, I'll just go on and on, probably not a good thing. The following happened last night tho' (I was at a concert):

Her: want a sip of my beer?
Me: I can't, I came by car.
Her: will you be driving alone?
Me:
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Old 31.05.2010, 01:42
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"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?"
that's actually one of Derv's. along with the 'tiger in bed and wink' one
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Old 31.05.2010, 10:12
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

Hehe I had two good ones.

One happened when I was just waiting for my tram:
Stranger: Hello, are you living here?
Me: Hello. Yes, I do.
Stranger: Wanna go for a coffee? (I could barely understand him)
Me: No, thanks. (and I move away)
Stranger: Oh..but me is Italian, can't you see? ()
Me (losing patience): Yes, I noticed. You can also barely speak English. How is it going to work?
Stranger: You can just sit with me...
Me: Bye bye! (tram came)

The other one happened in one fo the pubs. The guy is approaching me, grabs my hand and intorduce himself:
The guy: Hello, my name is M. You better remember my name.
Me: Hey, my name is A. Why do I need to remember your name?
The guy: Because you will scream it out loud later in bed....
Me:........ excuse me?
The guy: (wink)
Me: lol

After all we became friends but nothing has happened. He told me it actually worked many, many times .
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Old 31.05.2010, 10:41
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

During college at one of the many parties we where all standing around drinking bottles of newcastle brown ale (a very distinctive bottle for those who don't know it) a not very attractive girl had been giving my mate the eye all night, and finally had enough drink to walk over and talk to him

Girl to Mate - (looks at his drink) What you drinking?
Mate - (very loudly) Sorry love, you'll have to do better then that if you want to shag me.

the poor girl died on the spot, and left

We all fell to the floor literally wetting ourselves

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Old 31.05.2010, 10:52
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Girl to Mate - (looks at his drink) What you drinking?
Mate - (very loudly) Sorry love, you'll have to do better then that if you want to shag me.
A standard EF Zürich Drinks Night then?
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Old 31.05.2010, 10:58
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

never used it but remember it still... pick up line

"Have you ever tripped over a tree?"
Errrr no
"How 'bout a root?"

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Old 31.05.2010, 11:04
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

I got the:

Hum, nice shoes, wanna ?

And the:

You want to make a baby? (a guy in front of all his mates)

Answer: Obviously you have balls, but you don't know how to use the rest of it.

His mates had a lot of fun on him....
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Old 31.05.2010, 11:07
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

Normally when I smile at girls they recoil in abject horror or give me the "Aww you poor thing" look.
But once (Slammer was living in Mexico City) I was in a bar in Zona Rosa drinking very overpriced Franziskaner a "girl" started chatting me up, "girl" is a bit far, as I was not too sure that she was human or that her alien masters had read the book "clonig humans for dummies" correctly, in short she was so ugly that if she went into a haunted house she would have gotten the job.
And she was ransacked on Tequila to boot. She kept sliding nearer and nearer on the bench and I was ooching away until there was no more bench to ooch on.
I turned and told her in my perfect Günzburger German that there was just not enough booze in the entire Districte Federale to drink her beautiful and then some.
SLAP! My jaw went one way and my glasses the other, She was from Augsburg and was probably the only person in the whole of latin America who could have understood what I had said.
Taught me a lesson.
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Old 31.05.2010, 11:09
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Hum, nice shoes, wanna ?
that was my same mates favorite chat up line, and it worked for him, a lot!!

where you around kent in the late 80's and nottingham in the early 90's lol

his slight variation would be to say "I like your shoes" right at the start of the evening, then walk away, the girl would then be looking over all night, at the end of the evening he'd then move in for the kill.
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Old 31.05.2010, 11:17
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

Phew, I am happy I am not single and so do not have to even consider trying these things.

loved the dmitri youtube though. classic.
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Old 04.07.2012, 17:39
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I think this topic needs a foot nudge :P
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Old 04.07.2012, 17:41
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Re: Best/worst chat up lines (and stories of the night)

I was discussing some strange artwork that a friend apparently has in his flat (already furnished, not his choice of artwork). I was told it was a series of photographs depicting a woman being abused. I said I couldn't imagine the sort of image that could be displayed on the wall and he invited me back to his place with a wink. Yes, I was invited back to look at pictures of a woman being abused. Sexay.
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Old 04.07.2012, 18:43
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I was discussing some strange artwork that a friend apparently has in his flat (already furnished, not his choice of artwork). I was told it was a series of photographs depicting a woman being abused. I said I couldn't imagine the sort of image that could be displayed on the wall and he invited me back to his place with a wink. Yes, I was invited back to look at pictures of a woman being abused. Sexay.
maybe it was just S&M photos??
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Old 04.07.2012, 18:46
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maybe it was just S&M photos??
all it takes is forgetting the safety word
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Me: Will you sleep with me for 50 bucks?
Girl: no!
Me: But I really need the money.

It used to at least get the girl to laugh a little. Even worked once or twice although I don't eve remember getting the money. So maybe it only ever half worked.
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