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Old 27.07.2010, 23:05
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If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

How do you get to a ladies heart ?
Ladies, do men have any idea ?
Gents, share the secrets...

My sweetheart has me pretty much figured out...
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:11
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

To quote someone far wittier than I, whoever said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach was aiming too high.
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:16
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

Of course... Are we so shallow , or is that the nature of the beast ? I would suppose a happy relationship is a blend of not being needy but having your needs met whilst meeting the needs of the other half.
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:16
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

Guess it depends on the lady. Bacon always did it for me. But I hear paying for their drinks works, too. [oh and make sure your shoes are up to snuff]
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:18
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

And to quote someone, the likes of whom, I have never met the likes of whom in real life.

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Old 27.07.2010, 23:21
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

A way to a lady's heart is through the little things... They really do add up.
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:24
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

Depends on the woman. Depends on what she wants at that particular time. Depends on you.
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A way to a lady's heart is through the little things... They all add up to make the bigger picture.
Like thongs itsy bras and mini skirts ? Sounds good to me :-)
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Depends on the woman. Depends on what she wants at that particular time. Depends on you.
Specifically for you ?
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:27
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How do you get to a ladies heart ?
Ladies, do men have any idea ?
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My sweetheart has me pretty much figured out...

A guy who is willing to watch a "chick flick" and cry.
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:30
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A way to a lady's heart is through the little things...
Phew, what a relief.
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:31
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A guy who is willing to watch a "chick flick" and cry.
Umm, no, that would be quite off-putting. Hence the "depends".
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:33
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

When you listen to her and show that you have heard her.

Simples.
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Old 27.07.2010, 23:49
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When you listen to her and show that you have heard her.

Simples.
"Yes Dear" never fails... You don't actually have to listen, just respond with that one now and again. Nod, smile and carry on watching the footy.
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

Her mind and the capacity to make her laugh
tis simple
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Do you think this is the same for Swiss birds err, I mean ladies... ?
I haven't seen many Swiss men or Swiss ladies laughing. Maybe they only laugh at home.
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Re: If a way to a man's heart is through his stomach...

"Good evening. I'm Uncle Max. How do you do?" works every time for me.
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Old 28.07.2010, 00:04
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...and you say this every time to Mrs Uncle Max ???
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Old 28.07.2010, 00:10
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Mrs George Clooney
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Join the dots. What else?
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Old 28.07.2010, 00:18
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Mrs George Clooney
Mrs Uncle Max

Join the dots. What else?
Well, that's the truth. This is absolutely one way into a woman's heart:


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