So I read in the Migros paper today, that Phil Collins lives amongst us too. Along with Tina, Kimi, Michael-the-Stig..

So are any of you going to own up to being one of these people?

Here's a big list of them: Celebrities Living in Switzerland

Either there is a conspiracy going on or I'm crazy but... I think at least 2 of those are dead...

OK, time to tell the truth, I'm Tina Turner.

I'm Spartacus

Ahh! Another marketing ploy - I'm sure thats just what they want you to think so that they pay less taxes!

I saw Jimmy Hendrix down at Migros today - his hair hasn't changed..

But have you seen Jimi Hendrix

i never siad spelling was my strnog piont, Tina..
do you still park your boat on the Lake near Zollikon?

But of course

David Bowie right here !!!

Here is a list of my Swiss friends:
http://www.isyours.com/e/celebrities/index.html


Wear an eyepatch Brett
(from Flight of the Conchords)

Sometimes on a Sunday morning, my name is Mandy.

that list is a bit out of date, coulthard lives in monaco, Hamilton now lives here, heidfeld also lives here to I think, and a couple of others.

Ha Ha.... I know.... Freddy Mercury is on it and that Mo Fo is DEAD.

Is there a newer updated list?

And you're really Michael Hutchence aren't you? I guess we'll see on Saturday..

Hi there Spartacus..

Are you leader to the slaves of the Forum nowerdays?

I don't see any French/Polish film directors on the list...

I'm under contract to not reveal my identity so sorry. Even my bio is getting stalled.

The last time the other jackass Perry McCarthy revealed his and got fired....

I guess for the money that I make.. it pays to shut up and drive!

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news..._stig_identity

seems an odd thing to do as your name is plastered all over the internet anyway, and was published in the health and safty report on hamsters crash.

Is Phil your big bro?

Not when he is not wearing racing gear. Even if he was I wouldn't know anyways, would I?

The name all over the internet is the price that I pay for the fame.

Just wait until they make a mistake:

The day you'll see a topic like:
"Can I live in Switzerland with 1 000 000 000chf" per year?

you'll know it's one of the celebrities!