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Old 06.04.2011, 23:05
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Old 06.04.2011, 23:16
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You are missing an "N" in your title, you naughty monkey!

Later, I see you have fixed the in to be Inn much better...

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Old 06.04.2011, 23:17
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Re: Help me get my cock in...

I prefer the pub in Yorkshire (I think it was in Otley or Ilkley).... the Cockwell Inn.
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Old 06.04.2011, 23:20
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Young man, how is this kind of behavior gonna sit with your soon to be missus ?

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Old 06.04.2011, 23:22
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Young man, how is this kind of behavior gonna sit with your soon to be missus ?
She can sit upstairs, there are two flats above the pub.
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Old 06.04.2011, 23:26
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She can sit upstairs, there is a flat above the pub.
I wonder how the conversation is gonna go...

CJ's work colleague : So honey, all married and stuff...cool...you must be on a high.
CJ : Ofcourse, been a dream ...and ... ... ...

CJ's work colleague : So where are you guys staying at the moment ? Maybe I will drop by for a quick tea ?

CJ : ...

get my drift ?
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Old 06.04.2011, 23:53
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Yeah, you should talk to your intended and discuss this endeavour of yours UTH.
I looked at the link but there weren't too many details, does it have easy access at the rear?
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Old 06.04.2011, 23:56
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Yeah, you should talk to your intended and discuss this endeavour of yours UTH.
I looked at the link but there weren't too many details, does it have easy access at the rear?
Will have to ask the brewery drivers next time they dump their load...
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Old 07.04.2011, 00:52
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If you got The Cock Inn, would you be serving Hookers?

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Re: Help me get Cock Inn...

And how about a pub dog?


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If you got The Cock Inn, would you be serving Hookers?
it's the sort of place that'll serve anyone



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