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Old 28.09.2011, 09:11
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Get orf moi laaaand!

'Pop' singer Rihanna invited to sling 'er 'ook after getting her kit off on farmer's land.

I'm with the farmer on this one.
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Old 28.09.2011, 09:19
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

Not exactly Page 3 material, is she?
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Old 28.09.2011, 09:27
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

Get orf moi laaaand!

.... sling 'er 'ook

I thought it was Ireland, not Somerset .... ooh aahh.
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Old 28.09.2011, 09:33
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She can come and get her kit off on my land anytime
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Old 28.09.2011, 09:35
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

Ahh the publicity machine at work. Rihanna's new music video is on every "news" bulletin and "news" website. And here you are Mr Breakfast, feeding the beast.

I'll see you over on the X Factor thread later so we can discuss the carefully dripfed "news" stories about the latest contestants.
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Old 28.09.2011, 09:46
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

Pfff, music 'stars' of nowadays.... Ozzy Osbourne and AC/DC made it just fine based on their music alone, without getting their t!ts out...
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Ahh the publicity machine at work. Rihanna's new music video is on every "news" bulletin and "news" website. And here you are Mr Breakfast, feeding the beast.

DB is actually Max Clifford


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Old 28.09.2011, 10:13
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

Well, I think the farmer was being a bit naive. He is no doubt being paid for the use of his land - what did he expect? Gospel singers dressed in dirndl??!!
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Old 28.09.2011, 10:14
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Pfff, music 'stars' of nowadays.... Ozzy Osbourne and AC/DC made it just fine based on their music alone, without getting their t!ts out...
Wasnt Ozzy the guy who ate a pigeon onstage?
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Old 28.09.2011, 10:43
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Wasnt Ozzy the guy who ate a pigeon onstage?
Yes, but the pigeon wasn't nekkid. Thankfully, Ozzy wasn't either....
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Old 28.09.2011, 10:46
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

It's these slimy marketting types. If they'd been honest with the farmer he'd probably have been ok....poor bugger thought it was a porn shoot or something.
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Old 28.09.2011, 11:03
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And here you are Mr Breakfast, feeding the beast.
You don't know the half of it... even grumpy old misanthropes can join the game sometimes...
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Old 28.09.2011, 11:04
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

The farmer put paid to the...er...good girl going bad on his land. Love it!
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Old 28.09.2011, 11:26
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Well, I think the farmer was being a bit naive. He is no doubt being paid for the use of his land - what did he expect? Gospel singers dressed in dirndl??!!
Are you sure it's the farmer that is naive?
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Old 28.09.2011, 11:30
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She can come and get her kit off on my land anytime
Paddy, I don't know how to break this to you mate, but I heard she was looking for a bigger.... umm..... parcel than you've got.
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Old 28.09.2011, 11:33
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

A better NSFW news link, with naughty pics just for Paddy

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Old 28.09.2011, 12:14
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Re: Get orf moi laaaand!

Im totally with the farmer. Who wants Rhianna boobs in their shredded wheat? anyway shes just a bit of a tart..... geddit?
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Old 28.09.2011, 12:17
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Paddy, I don't know how to break this to you mate, but I heard she was looking for a bigger.... umm..... parcel than you've got.
That's not what she said when I bumped into her at Kadooment in Bridgetown.
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Old 28.09.2011, 12:21
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That's not what she said when I bumped into her at Kadooment in Bridgetown.
That old slapper told you the same thing? She aint Rhianna and she can`t even sing in the karaoke bar there. But she does know a few tricks.....
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