Man's best friend..? Think again..

Dog Shoots Man

BRIGHAM CITY — It wasn't his dog's bark or bite that had a Brigham City man concerned, it was his aim.

Sweet. they are learning to use weapons now.

Initially I read it as dog shoots man in the bollocks.

27 pellets of birdshot in the behind. That's gotta hurt.

Does the dog now have to go to jail for attempted murder?

The dog was probably upset at being kept on a vegetarian diet.

Yes... Dog Borstal

dog in jail

Know your US Constitution and Bill of Rights:

Section 213 a) 4.7 IIh

- Any canine has the right to use, if not own firearms if their own personal area (as defined by urinating on fire hydrants and road signs) is infringed upon by any being, be that of animal or human descent.

- Furthermore, in the defense of our great nation and if the humans are unable to protect this land, the call is out to all true patriot canines to rise to the spirit of 1776 and join forces in repelling the invaders.

- Er, that's it. Woof.

How about:
"Dog Suffers Minor Injuries from Powder Burns to Mouth as Stupid Jackass Leaves Loaded Gun Where Playful Dog Can Reach It "

who put this in international affiars/politics?