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Old 01.12.2011, 23:46
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Dog shoots man in buttocks.

Man's best friend..? Think again..

Dog Shoots Man

BRIGHAM CITY — It wasn't his dog's bark or bite that had a Brigham City man concerned, it was his aim.
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Old 01.12.2011, 23:54
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Sweet. they are learning to use weapons now.
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Old 02.12.2011, 01:15
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

Initially I read it as dog shoots man in the bollocks.
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Old 02.12.2011, 01:18
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

27 pellets of birdshot in the behind. That's gotta hurt.
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Old 02.12.2011, 08:32
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

Does the dog now have to go to jail for attempted murder?
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Old 02.12.2011, 08:35
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

The dog was probably upset at being kept on a vegetarian diet.
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Old 02.12.2011, 08:35
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

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Yes... Dog Borstal

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Old 02.12.2011, 08:50
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

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dog in jail
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Old 02.12.2011, 09:07
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

Know your US Constitution and Bill of Rights:

Section 213 a) 4.7 IIh

- Any canine has the right to use, if not own firearms if their own personal area (as defined by urinating on fire hydrants and road signs) is infringed upon by any being, be that of animal or human descent.

- Furthermore, in the defense of our great nation and if the humans are unable to protect this land, the call is out to all true patriot canines to rise to the spirit of 1776 and join forces in repelling the invaders.

- Er, that's it. Woof.
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

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Man's best friend..? Think again..

Dog Shoots Man

BRIGHAM CITY — It wasn't his dog's bark or bite that had a Brigham City man concerned, it was his aim.
How about:
"Dog Suffers Minor Injuries from Powder Burns to Mouth as Stupid Jackass Leaves Loaded Gun Where Playful Dog Can Reach It "
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Old 02.12.2011, 10:12
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Re: Dog shoots man in buttocks.

who put this in international affiars/politics?
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