I bet it was Johnny Knoxville...

If the unknown cleric needs more ideas, I'd have some: corks in bottles, nails, cacti, tree trunks, microphones, walking sticks, oh, and fingers... let's cut off women's hands

nope, looking at the stump would make them think of a big dildo. Can't do.

I thought the men were the ones who couldn't control themselves.

Well... I guess the men better learn how to cook.

Or that cleric needs to get laid.

Why doesn't the unnamed cleric just cut off his old fella. That would remove temptation completely.

"Why are you shaking like that" the banana said to the dildo. "You are not the one who will be eaten afterwards".

Sent from my HTC Desire using banana fingers.

Well, then there was this one.

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To counter ther Cleric's recent "Morality" claim, The Queensland banana industry has changed it's marketing campagn, by introducing their new "Pin Up" Boy

eh aren't bananas herbs? so the argument is null and void.

http://www.rexx.co.uk/herbal/uoherbal/htdocs/herb.htm

... as in equally useless?

It seems someone have checked the source, and it's hokum...

http://www.straight.com/article-5574...hing-cucumbers

Unfortunately, there is a true story out there about an Aussie being sentenced to 500 lashes.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/re...207-1ojbc.html

Here is the link where the originally posted article was published:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/w...w/11020659.cms

I thought there might have been some monkey business involved with this story.

Does he stop men from squeezing melons??

We need to talk... the fun part is not about squeezing.

Ha ha, I just asked a question.....this obviously has some significant meaning for you. Do you spend too long in the greengrocers, don't tell me.....

Reminds me of the priest who used to lie naked in the woods, covered in leaves, waiting for the nuns to come mushroom picking.

I say...is it permitted to post porn here

Then again on another note.
Slammer will not eat liver and that now for over 30 years, you may want to look away if you have a silken composition.
In another life I was a chef, cooking my way around the world, drifting where the wind blew.
In one hotel, in Obertauern, Austria I wandered into the walk-in fridge...
... came across the bosses son who had taken a pairing knife, you know one of those two inch sharp buggers and had used it to generate a slit in a fresh piece of liver, said liver was being used as a.. a.. lets call it a sex toy.
I got fired the next day but I smirked all the way out of the hotel.
So, as you never know what gets ones kiwis glowing, let's ban liver.

enjoy having fun (rather an orgy) about an obscure "fatwa" no muslim ever heard about and would not anyway care, on a non-issue, published by an obscure egyptian journal, by an "unknown islamic cleric" based in europe...

as a muslim who happens not be be a liberal one, I ask you, ARE YOU FRIKKING KIDDING ME?

i assure you, no body in the muslim world care about these caricatures of clerics, and if it wasnt for the western media no body (muslim or nonmuslim) would hear from them either...

tomorrow i will post a fatwa on my website as a europe based cleric about the dangers of eating pears or apples for muslim men as they resemble certain body parts or figures of women, lets see how this will be received in the circles of islamic theology