Rather than bother those who are engaged in serious discussion, and seeing as it is Friday, welcome.

My conspiracy is how Big Chocolate is involved with Brexit, and why.

The rules:

1) You must mention at least one secret, rare or ancient society.

2) You must offer at least one alternate explanation of either a major political, or a physical event or phenomenon.

3) Your theory must offer a plausible explanation for either the origin, or the result of Brexit.

Cadbury Brothers, established by Quakers in 1854, has long been known and loved by the British peoples.

In 2011 the company was taken over by Kraft foods, which subsequenty split into a US arm (Kraft Foods - later Kraft Heinz) and a UK arm (Mondelez International).

Notice that 2011 was also the year of the London riots, which Boris Johnson did not see as worthy of an immediate response. This is because he knew that within weeks all Cadbury products would contain GMO sedatives. (Initialy only the posh Quality street, but ultimately including all products).

The dosage was slowly ramped up until the Brexit Referendum.

Boris was in on it, I tell you.

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If everyone you know agrees with you consistently, they are either not listening, or not capable of critical thought.

Okay.. okay. Critics everywhere

Sorry for the delay, was eating my evening tea of crisps on white bread with a quick slurp of tea.

JFK relatives in the south of Ireland colluded in the brexit vote by contacting all the UK irish on St Paddy's Day via coded shamrocks to vote out. The reason: to bring Ireland together united under the blue flag of the EU.. Sinn Fein are happy out, never liked the color green, you see.. and as the irish want the bogs of the Tipperary and its delicate sweet smelling soil protected under Europe, as they have concoctions prepared with the Druids and the turf to resurrect the power of the Kennedys to topple Trumpy.. phew!

Gin. need some.

Am I within the rules and guidelines, tho'?

So, it was just another Fenian Raid?

I blame it on the Jaffa cakes myself.

I don't have a theory (as yet, working on it) but... finally... a serious thread about Brexit. We've needed one.





Love it.

It's bigger than Jaffa cakes, but nice tie in to the Middle East.

Have a look at:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Chocolate

Exactly. They even organized a Christy Moore concert and got Seamus out.. all to hide their treachery.

By Big Chocolate, do you mean a chunky Kit Kat?

I submit to you that that seagull is having neurological problems as a result of having eaten a Flake Bar produced with PGPR.

(A good conspiracy theory explains everything)

Curly Wurly or Fruit and Nut?: Discuss.

Wales will win

Ok if I add one more rule?

No fantasy events, you have to refer to real events, products. If you make reference to a fact you must be able to cite a source. Youtube is ok, scientific journals are even better.

We can let this one fall if anyone thinks it makes things too difficult.

You have no idea. Seamus has now got PTSD because he found out later he wasn't dancing as much as he was burying a remain voter.

They say he'll never dance again.

Curly Wurly, every time

Sorry, is this a trick question?

Flake bars, without them Scotland would still be eating vanilla ice cream.

And a Twirl would just be a shadow of its former self.

I must ask you to remove this image. Associating Remain voters with drunkenness may offend some racists.

I will do, once I finish reading the Sun.