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I think the Swiss have a name for this kind of a chap - a Sitzp1sser. Means a chap who is none too brave and a bit of a mummy's boy...
I'd agree with that.

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Old 25.03.2009, 16:35
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Any gentleman with any kind of undercarriage finds micturition while sitting to be a deeply uncomfortable and somewhat damp experience.
Without wishing to get too visceral, don't you combine a one and two in a single sitting? or is it a stand up one, followed by a sit down two?
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Old 25.03.2009, 16:49
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This thread reminds me of a quote I read. Author unknown. It says: "A baby is the only psyco-cybernetic electro feedback mechanism capable of mass reproduction by unskilled labor"
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Without wishing to get too visceral, don't you combine a one and two in a single sitting? or is it a stand up one, followed by a sit down two?
An English gentleman always stands up.

Unless he is a submariner, in which case he may be excused.

Sorry... what were we talking about?
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Old 25.03.2009, 17:34
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I think the Swiss have a name for this kind of a chap - a Sitzp1sser. Means a chap who is none too brave and a bit of a mummy's boy...
germans are even more draconian about this. there are signs in german public toilets commanding one to sit down while urinating. i've also seen such a sign in someones home in germany.
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This thread reminds me of a quote I read. Author unknown. It says: "A baby is the only psyco-cybernetic electro feedback mechanism capable of mass reproduction by unskilled labor"
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I once walked into a female public toilet (totally innocent I assure you) and noticed that unlike the mens, it was pristine and didn't stink of p***. This got me to thinking that if urinals were removed and cubicles made 4ft high, men would be forced to sit rather than stand. No more poor aim, splash back... and most importantly, no more stink.

Am I right or am I right?
You're right but it wouldn't go down well with the eco geeks. Urinals use less water and they stink of p*ss becuase they don't flush as often. So the moral of the story is if you care about the planet, pee standing up and dry your hands on your trousers as this will save a forest of paper towels.
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