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Old 01.03.2011, 15:31
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= "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"?*

*although some women like to point out that the way to a man's heart is really straight through his ribs...
I thought it was between her legs; probably because she is a terrible cook
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Old 01.03.2011, 16:15
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*Cough* Ahem! Mr Triple A, with comments like that, I can see this thread taking a turn for the worst here!
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Old 01.03.2011, 16:19
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Hi all.... after reaping the benefits of these forums for over 8 months now.... about time I introduce myself.
I am from Pakistan - hence the title and after terrorizing a UK city for a an year and a half(to be honest, british food terrorized me more than I could terrorize the people *no offense*) I decided it was time to move on to new grounds and moved to Zurich for a PhD at ETH ... and I must say these forums made moving here quite smooth for me.
Now that I can procrastinate all I want, I decided to say hi to you all and thank you for all the helpful posts on these forums.


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Ancient grandma Slammer always confused terrorist with tourist.
You should have seen the uproar when she flew on holidays for the first time.

..british food terrorized me more than I could terrorize the people *no offense...

..So you will be terrorised by my weaponized mushy peas then?
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Old 01.03.2011, 16:41
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pakhpala be amle kai

lol thats pashto
lol Ok I take that back... one person on EF would understand that!

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= "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach"?*
That saying is there as well... but the one I quoted is used more often.. cuz this one leaves room for misinterpreted and AliAhmedAdnan has just proved my point

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..So you will be terrorised by my weaponized mushy peas then?
I'm a big fan of green pees... which reminds me of this one time I saw them at Sainsburys and I was like ... peees hell yeah baby! I'm cooking em tonight.... and well, all I can say is NEVER use them in any curry they taste funny and green.
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Old 01.03.2011, 16:55
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Re: A new terrorist in town

He! He! Mushy peas, northeners Guacamole.
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Re: A new terrorist in town

Is he one of yoru cousins in New York?
Must say, I like his attitude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BUOZ9TAldI
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Old 07.03.2011, 15:32
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Sternum mate, sternum.




You can put your hand in between ribs... try doing that through the sternum.

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