Hi all.... after reaping the benefits of these forums for over 8 months now.... about time I introduce myself.
I am from Pakistan - hence the title and after terrorizing a UK city for a an year and a half(to be honest, british food terrorized me more than I could terrorize the people *no offense*) I decided it was time to move on to new grounds and moved to Zurich for a PhD at ETH ... and I must say these forums made moving here quite smooth for me.
Now that I can procrastinate all I want, I decided to say hi to you all and thank you for all the helpful posts on these forums.


Faheem

Welcome here and enjoy the forum.

Nice intro. So what are you doing at ETH? Learning how to build a bomb?

Hi Faheem and welcome to the Forum. I think you will find that you have met your match here as far as terrorists go!!

what she mean by that?


Faheem, as the official Yankee Capitalist Dog of the forum, let me welcome you.

As long as it isn't the institute for nuclear engineering... welcome to the forum.

Please just let us guys on EF know where when and how you plan to make a bomb, or just where and when is good enough..


Welcome to Switzerland and good luck with you PhD

p.s try not to do it round zurich area this weekend got some friends coming
and thy really wouldnt appreciate going back to the uk in a coffin

Welcome. Joke and a suggestion:

A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor and says "I feel terrible".



The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage.



Put a towel over your head and inhale the vapours for 3 days".


The man does this and goes back to the Doctor and says "I feel wonderful!! What was wrong with me?"


"You were homesick..

Isn't that Phos's job?

And welcome Faheem, nice to have a Pakistani with a sense of humour

Thanks every one for the warm welcome

No, just the computerized controller part

That was the original plan! but unfortunately, they wouldn't admit me there!

Don't worry I'll post details of my plans for Zurich here soon You are the few lucky ones who'll remain safe


lol! you forgot adding a box of spices there

what are you using, something like a pic16F88 or are you a tinyAVR man ?

Stop being so nice , now tell us all the jokes people from Pakistan tell about the British/Whiteys...

And you moved to Switzerland to solve that problem

Also Faheem, you realise as a newbie you have to invite everyone round for "biryani night". It's a forum rule.

Anyway, have fun on the forum and thanks for the introduction!!

[I know India isn't Pakistan ... but I couldn't resist]



The following link, is the same sketch, performed live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huSP7PtctC4

well I think TiMow did an excellent job at that :P

lol apparently I made the wrong move! but thanks goodness they have cheese and italian food
As for the biryani night! I just made food for 13 people from my group... so how many posts does it take to become a member?

Just a few bad posts...although we have a few large members here with thousands of posts...

I don;t know, she has been in a "funny" mood all day :S

BTW to OP welcome to the Forum and CH!

Brilliant! so my next post is going to be "I'm single please help!" I'm pretty sure I'll make it to over a hundred posts if not more

Thank you

Plenty taken.

Though most food I eat when I'm in the UK is cooked by Pakistanis, so you've only yourself to blame.

Welcome Faheem

Liked your thread title and introduction. A sense of humour is a BIG bonus, so you are definitely off to a good start!

Enjoy the forum, your studies and Switzerland.

If the going gets tough and you need to hide, then at least there are plenty of mountains to take cover in.

Am also looking forward to your Forum Biriyani Night - oh yeah!

Cheers