Except of course Switzerland is a utopia. There are absolutely no problems in CH, and you people are really just insane.

CH is the most perfect country on the planet, and their citizens are the most enlightened beings worldwide. They fart fairy dust and vomit precious gems. They're always correct in every opinion they hold and know the meaning of life.

I know because I saw it on TV.

If Walker Texas Ranger said it, then it must be true!