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Old 21.12.2010, 11:30
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Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

I am a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

Didn't realize this was a joke. My apologies!

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Old 02.01.2011, 16:19
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

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I admire your fortitude, but if I were in your shoes I'd be very angry about this "test" your in-laws gave you.
Should I bother sending you a PM explaining why this post was made under the Jokes/funnies sub-forum?
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Should I bother sending you a PM explaining why this post was made under the Jokes/funnies sub-forum?
I don't think it would make any difference....
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Old 02.01.2011, 16:22
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

:slaps forehead:

It wouldn't be the first time I didn't realize my leg was being pulled---sorry!
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Old 02.01.2011, 20:07
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

Now I really feel like an idiot because it was only after I left the computer session that I got the punch line. If I had my brain turned on when I read it earlier, I would have realized the whole thing was a joke.
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Old 03.01.2011, 13:08
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

hehehehe---amusing response. I really only love to post such nonsense to see if anyone fails to notice the sub-forum. (eg Some love advice needed! )

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Old 03.01.2011, 13:14
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hehehehe---amusing response. I really only love to post such nonsense to see if anyone fails to notice the sub-forum. (eg Some love advice needed! )

Thanks to phdoofus for immortalizing eddiejc1's response, and thanks to eddiejc1 for the New Years entertainment :P
This joke is older than some of the forum members.
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Old 03.01.2011, 13:18
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

I don't know anymore...with threads like these here..I guess both are here for our entertainment.
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Old 03.01.2011, 13:22
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

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This joke is older than some of the forum members.

Reposts fuel the internet

btw I'm planning to preparing a KFC-styled Turkey with a Brown sugar glaze. Anyone know if my salary will be large enough to afford this in Zurich?
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Old 03.01.2011, 13:24
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btw I'm planning to preparing a KFC-styled Turkey with a Brown sugar glaze. Anyone know if my salary will be large enough to afford this in Zurich?
...not sure about your salary....buuuut, I'll make sure to bring booze. What do you drink?
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Old 03.01.2011, 13:37
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

If it hadn't been a joke, I would've asked you to introduce me to your sister-in-law...

Tight short shorts and no bra... I already see her on my Harley !
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Old 03.01.2011, 13:42
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Re: Tempted by a potential Sister-In-Law

I actually saw the commercial
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