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Old 22.12.2010, 20:22
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Going home

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It happens every year! There you are slowly driving home and minding your own business when you notice a police car on the left of you and a fire engine on the right side, both keeping to the same speed: what are they up to?

Suddenly you see three ponies in front and you have to brake hard to avoid crashing into them, and now behind you arrive three farm animals, a goose, a pig and a cow, all chasing you!

Then slowly you remember leaving the office party and walking past the fun fair with that pretty carousal... and now you know, it wasn't a nightmare, it was real!

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Old 22.12.2010, 20:41
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You haven't been drinking and driving, have you?
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Old 22.12.2010, 20:47
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You haven't been drinking and driving, have you?
I thought the same thing
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Old 22.12.2010, 20:48
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I was hoping you would see that there is a joke there....
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Old 22.12.2010, 20:50
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I was hoping you would see that there is a joke there....
I know - can't find it. Sorry. Maybe I'm a bit tired, had a busy day.

But I'm sure it's a great joke
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Old 22.12.2010, 21:03
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She was on a merry-go-round.
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Old 29.12.2010, 21:18
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She was drunk on a merry-go-round.
Thanks for helping out with the explanation.
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