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Important Statistics from Homeland "Scrutiny"

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security U.S.A.

Terrorist Plots Discovered0

Transvestites133

Hernia Cases 1,485

Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3
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No lightbulbs ??
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