Go Back   English Forum Switzerland > Off-Topic > Off-Topic > Jokes/funnies  
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #341  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:03
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 11,491
Groaned at 655 Times in 417 Posts
Thanked 16,388 Times in 6,379 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
ahhh... wassamatta bubula
I don't speak foreign.
Reply With Quote
  #342  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:08
grynch's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Geneva/Vaud
Posts: 4,945
Groaned at 50 Times in 46 Posts
Thanked 5,199 Times in 2,354 Posts
grynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
ahhh... wassamatta bubula
Quote:
View Post
I don't speak foreign.


wassamatta...What is the matter

bubula... chose one:

1.) This Yiddish term is typically used when addressing a baby or small child. .

2. ) Things such as sweetheart, darling, man, woman, couple, dear, babe, cutie, precious, special, lovey, dearist, pumpkin, angel, muffin, cupcake, boo, adorable or any other term of endearment!!
Reply With Quote
  #343  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:09
Joey82's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Belgium, formerly Frick AG
Posts: 1,703
Groaned at 8 Times in 8 Posts
Thanked 1,414 Times in 795 Posts
Joey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
I don't speak foreign.
Google Translate will help you with that..

Quote:
View Post
wassamatta...What is the matter

bubula... chose one:

1.) This Yiddish term is typically used when addressing a baby or small child. .

2. ) Things such as sweetheart, darling, man, woman, couple, dear, babe, cutie, precious, special, lovey, dearist, pumpkin, angel, muffin, cupcake, boo, adorable or any other term of endearment!!
So what you said was " What is the matter sweetheart, darling,babe ?"
Reply With Quote
  #344  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:11
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 11,491
Groaned at 655 Times in 417 Posts
Thanked 16,388 Times in 6,379 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
Google Translate will help you with that..



So what you said was " What is the matter sweetheart, darling,babe ?"
I knooooooow, I was just messing around. Thanks for the clarification nevertheless.
Reply With Quote
  #345  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:12
PaddyG's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pensier, Fribourg
Posts: 9,243
Groaned at 118 Times in 102 Posts
Thanked 16,857 Times in 5,912 Posts
PaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
Thanks for the kind words. Truth to be told, we don't have much of a life either, thus we engage in full-on, bareback homosexual behaviour with complete strangers...it helps.
Fixed that for you
Reply With Quote
  #346  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:12
Joey82's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Belgium, formerly Frick AG
Posts: 1,703
Groaned at 8 Times in 8 Posts
Thanked 1,414 Times in 795 Posts
Joey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond reputeJoey82 has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
I knooooooow, I was just messing around. Thanks for the clarification nevertheless.
He was not, keep kicking Grynch
Reply With Quote
  #347  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:13
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 11,491
Groaned at 655 Times in 417 Posts
Thanked 16,388 Times in 6,379 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
wassamatta...What is the matter

bubula... chose one:

1.) This Yiddish term is typically used when addressing a baby or small child. .

2. ) Things such as sweetheart, darling, man, woman, couple, dear, babe, cutie, precious, special, lovey, dearist, pumpkin, angel, muffin, cupcake, boo, adorable or any other term of endearment!!
Quote:
View Post
I don't speak foreign.
Grynch remember <- sarcastic smiley
Reply With Quote
  #348  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:15
grynch's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Geneva/Vaud
Posts: 4,945
Groaned at 50 Times in 46 Posts
Thanked 5,199 Times in 2,354 Posts
grynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

sorry.. I'm just back from the doc and my sarcasm meter has slipped a little.

just about the same time he said "you'll only feel a little prick"

Reply With Quote
  #349  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:17
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 11,491
Groaned at 655 Times in 417 Posts
Thanked 16,388 Times in 6,379 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
Fixed that for you
*sigh*.....note to self: Get life and abandon EF
Reply With Quote
  #350  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:19
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 11,491
Groaned at 655 Times in 417 Posts
Thanked 16,388 Times in 6,379 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
sorry.. I'm just back from the doc
..I figured that you needed some help.
Reply With Quote
  #351  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:19
grynch's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Geneva/Vaud
Posts: 4,945
Groaned at 50 Times in 46 Posts
Thanked 5,199 Times in 2,354 Posts
grynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond reputegrynch has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
*sigh*.....note to self: Get life and abandon EF


let me know if you find one, I could use one also.
Reply With Quote
  #352  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:20
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

The picture of Lieutenant Gruber above reminded me....

Wollishofener:
Reply With Quote
  #353  
Old 17.01.2011, 14:56
Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: GraubŁnden
Posts: 636
Groaned at 69 Times in 38 Posts
Thanked 421 Times in 255 Posts
Wasted has an excellent reputationWasted has an excellent reputationWasted has an excellent reputationWasted has an excellent reputation
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

WhySoSerious?

Reply With Quote
  #354  
Old 17.01.2011, 16:09
WhySoSerious?'s Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: ZH
Posts: 138
Groaned at 17 Times in 13 Posts
Thanked 108 Times in 56 Posts
WhySoSerious? has become a little unpopular
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
WhySoSerious?
Close but this is more like me-

Reply With Quote
  #355  
Old 17.01.2011, 16:20
PaddyG's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pensier, Fribourg
Posts: 9,243
Groaned at 118 Times in 102 Posts
Thanked 16,857 Times in 5,912 Posts
PaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
Close but this is more like me-
/snip pic
Does your dad own a brewery too?
Reply With Quote
  #356  
Old 17.01.2011, 16:37
WhySoSerious?'s Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: ZH
Posts: 138
Groaned at 17 Times in 13 Posts
Thanked 108 Times in 56 Posts
WhySoSerious? has become a little unpopular
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
Does your dad own a brewery too?
He owns a kebab shop in Zurich and inflatable dolls manufacturing business in China.
Reply With Quote
  #357  
Old 17.01.2011, 16:39
Rustygraben's Avatar
Forum Veteran
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Zurich
Posts: 952
Groaned at 5 Times in 4 Posts
Thanked 1,102 Times in 556 Posts
Rustygraben has a reputation beyond reputeRustygraben has a reputation beyond reputeRustygraben has a reputation beyond reputeRustygraben has a reputation beyond reputeRustygraben has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
Close but this is more like me-

Do you make use of any of the implements in that toolbox of yours for your "date" or the subsequent copulatory activity or does it only contain your comb and eau de toilette?
Reply With Quote
  #358  
Old 17.01.2011, 16:44
WhySoSerious?'s Avatar
Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: ZH
Posts: 138
Groaned at 17 Times in 13 Posts
Thanked 108 Times in 56 Posts
WhySoSerious? has become a little unpopular
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
Do you make use of any of the implements in that toolbox of yours for your "date" or the subsequent copulatory activity or does it only contain your comb and eau de toilette?
A gentleman does not share what he carries in his love box. Don't ask me again because there is no way I will tell you that the love box contains two blow up dolls.
Reply With Quote
  #359  
Old 17.01.2011, 16:58
PaddyG's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pensier, Fribourg
Posts: 9,243
Groaned at 118 Times in 102 Posts
Thanked 16,857 Times in 5,912 Posts
PaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond reputePaddyG has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
A gentleman does not share what he carries in his love box. Don't ask me again because there is no way I will tell you that the love box contains two blow up dolls.
Albeit, very small ones.
Reply With Quote
  #360  
Old 17.01.2011, 17:03
lost_inbroad's Avatar
Forum Legend
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Town or region
Posts: 11,491
Groaned at 655 Times in 417 Posts
Thanked 16,388 Times in 6,379 Posts
lost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond reputelost_inbroad has a reputation beyond repute
Re: EF regulars and irregulars

Quote:
View Post
You guys crack me up. It is no wonder I waste SOOO much time each day on here. I love the banter between you and the laughs you give! Keep it up (I'm sad and have no life beyond EF)
...by the way, feel free to express your gratitude with a few green dots. (...and I don't mean the green dots you get from an inexplicable rash from a night out in Bangkok). Well, not that I care much about it...it's just that Grynch is a rep whore and all, ya know..
Reply With Quote
Reply




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT +2. The time now is 16:55.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO 3.1.0