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Old 24.01.2011, 18:29
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Mini Tattoo on his manhood..

A German man has won a €24,000 Mini Cooper – after he agreed to have the brand’s logo tattooed on his manhood.

Andreas Muller, 39, from Sachsen Anhalt, entered a radio station contest to show who would pull the craziest stunt to get the car.

Listeners heard him squealing in agony as an expert tattooist recreated the car’s ‘Mini’ logo on his penis while a female presenter looked on.

“There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,” said one organiser.

Mr Muller said: “Once I’m sitting in the car, it won’t matter anymore. Then the pain will be gone and it’ll be alright.”

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Old 24.01.2011, 18:35
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Re: Mini Tattoo on his manhood..

And I thought this joke was going to have the punchline "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
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Old 24.01.2011, 18:39
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And I thought this joke was going to have the punchline "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
Nope, he did actually get a tattoo on his crown jewels..speaking of being nuts.. ( no pun intended )

Mini cooper will last for how long.. Mini tattoo on your gearstick is there for life

Lets hope his girlfriend/wife doesn't take her Mini car and drives away leaving him with his Mini friend..

I'm surprised they found someone who wanted to put the tattoo on his heat-seeking love missile..
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Old 24.01.2011, 19:00
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And I thought this joke was going to have the punchline "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
That was my first thought as well
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Old 24.01.2011, 19:20
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Lets hope his girlfriend/wife doesn't take her Mini car and drives away leaving him with his Mini friend..
Hopefully the lettering will increase in size, much in the same way as the latest BMW version has, over the original, and become a Maxi.
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Hopefully the lettering will increase in size, much in the same way as the latest BMW version has, over the original, and become a Maxi.

What a shock ...... to uncover the Family Jewels and discover the word "Mini" inscribed on it! hahhaaaaa ........

The obvious question then would be ....... "So where`s the maxi version?"
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Re: Mini Tattoo on his manhood..

Mini:

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Old 24.01.2011, 19:32
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to show who would pull the craziest stunt to get the car.
By the looks of it he aint pulling anything soon
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Old 24.01.2011, 20:22
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What a shock ...... to uncover the Family Jewels and discover the word "Mini" inscribed on it! hahhaaaaa ........
The obvious question then would be ....... "So where`s the maxi version?"
Who knows when his third leg is fully extended it reads " Mini Cooper Clubman 2011 ", then what would you say ?

* please note, i am not affiliated with Mini Cooper nor with the "nut"case who has the tattoo on his pecker *
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Old 24.01.2011, 20:36
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his third leg is fully extended it reads " Mini Cooper Clubman 2011 ",

* please note, i am not affiliated with Mini Cooper nor with the "nut"case who has the tattoo on his pecker *
..then how would you know this, huh?!
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Old 24.01.2011, 20:59
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..then how would you know this, huh?!
It says "Who knows when his third leg .." - who, not me..who , so no idea Lib, maybe you know ?

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A German man Andreas Muller
That brings a new meaning to " Alles Müller, oder was? "
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“There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,” said one organiser.
Intended turn of phrase, or just lost in translation?
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Old 25.01.2011, 10:28
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Intended turn of phrase, or just lost in translation?
It must be a nice way of saying he is not hung like a donkey...

Just an observation from the lady standing beside him?

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