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Fights you'd like to see [hypothetical scenarios]

So I was thinking that a fight That would be totally funny and awesome to see would be

Lib vs Grynch.. ala star trek.



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So dear Forum, what are the fights (from real or imaginary people) that you'd like to see??
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:04
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Hipothetic scenarios? Is that hipsters doing improv?
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:04
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Ghadaffi fighting Sarkozy,
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:05
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I see my error, can a mod fix it??
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Alan Bates vs Oliver Reed, naked
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Alan Bates vs Oliver Reed, naked
All oiled up, or is that too much 4 u??
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:15
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

George..............Bush vs Dick ..............Tracy
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Saddam Hussein Vs G W Bush in a mortal combat style death match. Let's see who wins now Beeeyotch!!!!
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

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NIL Vs Whysoserious in a UFC arena.
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:18
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NIL Vs Whysoserious in a UFC arena.

UFC or pride rules? cause Im pretty sure Nil would rule at stompkickin him.
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:19
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All oiled up, or is that too much 4 u??
No, just in front of nice log fire will do nicely.
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Tough choice.. May be we should just make it Thailand Kick Boxing for entertainment value for the rest of us.

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Old 23.02.2011, 15:22
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Bill Clinton goes to Bagdhad to try and find some common ground with Saddam. Saddam welcomes him and invites him to sit a a desk.Saddam has a big chair with three buttons . After a while he presses one and a mechanical fist comes out and bashes Bill. He takes it like a man in the name of peace and keeps talking. Second button and a mechanical foot boots him in the shin, he takes it again and keeps talking. Third button and a huge hammer comes out and wacks him in the head. He gets up and says he has had enough and if Saddam wants to talk he can find him in DC. After a month Saddam turns up in DC to talk. Bill seats him down and has a touch pad with three buttons, while theyre talking Bill pushes the first button and Saddam ducks but nothing happens, then the second button, Saddam swerves but theres nothing there and Bill starts laughing.Third button and Saddam ducks again but still nothing except Bill is in tears of laughter. Sddam gets up angrily and says he has had enough and he is off to Bagdhad. Bill manages to say through the tears..... What Baghdad ?
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

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George..............Bush vs Dick ..............Tracy
I see what you've done there. Very droll
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:27
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So I was thinking that a fight That would be totally funny and awesome to see would be

Lib vs Grynch.. ala star trek.



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So dear Forum, what are the fights (from real or imaginary people) that you'd like to see??
Nice one, but I don't hit the elderly...how about all of my groupies oiled up vs me on an inflatable bouncy ring jumpy castle type of arena.
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:28
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Dick v. Dyke?
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:29
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Nice one, but I don't hit the elderly...how about all of my groupies oiled up vs me on an inflatable bouncy ring jumpy castle type of arena.
nno ghey orgies here, please....
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Re: fights you'd like to see [hipothetic scenarios]

Jessica Alba Vs Megan Fox......... in a Jelly pit
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Old 23.02.2011, 15:31
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nno ghey orgies here, please....
now i would have got a total slapping for that kind of spelling .....
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