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24.09.2020, 07:58
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, and they still can’t remember how they got in there.
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18.11.2020, 14:22
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]
Ha ha. Took me a while.
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18.11.2020, 14:24
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Grandad.
Shit. . . . STOP THE FUNERAL.
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18.11.2020, 14:30
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Ha ha. Took me a while. | | | | | Two months! | 
19.11.2020, 14:33
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]
I’m told that many Swiss-Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a new COVID lockdown — planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Käse scenario.
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21.11.2020, 17:29
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | I’m told that many Swiss-Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a new COVID lockdown — planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Käse scenario. | | | | | You misinterpreted what you heard:
Some say "es ist mir Wurst" which means I don't care and others say "was für ein Käse" which means what nonsense. | 
21.11.2020, 19:36
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | You misinterpreted what you heard:
Some say "es ist mir Wurst" which means I don't care and others say "was für ein Käse" which means what nonsense.  | | | | | Hmmmmm - I think you should say the expression with an English accent.
(It’s actually not that funny...)
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21.11.2020, 20:35
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Hmmmmm - I think you should say the expression with an English accent.
(It’s actually not that funny...) | | | | | Neither is meant to be funny. What is funny about "I don't give a hoot"? Nothing, it just expresses the same as "es isch mir Wurscht".
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21.11.2020, 20:47
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Neither is meant to be funny. What is funny about "I don't give a hoot"? Nothing, it just expresses the same as "es isch mir Wurscht". | | | | | It’s a pun in that the German sound like an expression in English...
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22.11.2020, 00:41
| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Hmmmmm - I think you should say the expression with an English accent.
(It’s actually not that funny...) | | | | | I thought it was quite good, actually.
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22.11.2020, 17:56
| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: |  | | | I thought it was quite good, actually. | | | | | Me too.
And I'm pretty sure that curley got the pun the first time around.
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23.11.2020, 11:42
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: |  | | | Me too.
And I'm pretty sure that curley got the pun the first time around. | | | | | i'm sure curley understood the pun first time too (and my joke should really have been in the terrible thread but this thread is one i started so...) | 
23.11.2020, 15:21
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: |  | | | Me too.
And I'm pretty sure that curley got the pun the first time around. | | | | | | Quote: | |  | | | i'm sure curley understood the pun first time too  (and my joke should really have been in the terrible thread but this thread is one i started so...) | | | | | y'all totally over estimate me. I'm still not getting the pun. | 
23.11.2020, 15:24
| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | y'all totally over estimate me. I'm still not getting the pun.  | | | | | Oh.
Worst case scenario.
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23.11.2020, 15:29
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: |  | | | Oh.
Worst case scenario. | | | | | ahhh okay, thanks. | 
23.11.2020, 15:33
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | ahhh okay, thanks.  | | | | |
glad the käse is closed now! | 
12.12.2020, 19:16
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12.12.2020, 19:53
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | | | | | | Still not as good as Die Hard - best Christmas movie ever!
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20.01.2021, 08:12
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Don't forget to dress warmly today, I heard it's going to be minus 45!
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26.01.2021, 13:56
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You lost your phone and it's on silent? Too bad.
If you liked it You shoulda put a ring on it...
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