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Old 08.02.2021, 17:34
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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

so I heard yesterday was superb owl sunday?

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Old 04.03.2021, 05:42
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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

A priest and a rabbit walk into a blood clinic.
The priest says "I think I'm a type-a."




The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo."
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Old 06.03.2021, 19:28
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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No.

So how did you get your foot in it?
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Old 06.03.2021, 21:05
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Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No.

So how did you get your foot in it?
Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :}
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Old 06.03.2021, 21:18
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Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :}
Didn't they say that stuff fits like a glove, not like a shoe?

Peel, hmmmm. I think so. Except heels I guess, flip-flops, sandals.
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