know a good one? [jokes thread]

[swissotter]

so I heard yesterday was superb owl sunday?

[swissotter]

A priest and a rabbit walk into a blood clinic.
The priest says "I think I'm a type-a."




The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo."

[MusicChick]

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No.

So how did you get your foot in it?

[araqyl]

	Quote:	MusicChick
	Is there a hole in your shoe? No. So how did you get your foot in it?

Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :}

[MusicChick]

	Quote:	araqyl
	Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :}

Didn't they say that stuff fits like a glove, not like a shoe?

Peel, hmmmm. I think so. Except heels I guess, flip-flops, sandals.

[doropfiz]

Clinical geneticist: There's something wrong with your DNA. It seems it's been reversed.
Patient: And?

[LakeSwimmer]

I just sold a ghost too cheaply on eBay.

That’ll come back to haunt me …

[Tom1234]

Two ghosts at a high-society fashion show.

One says to the other, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that!"

[LakeSwimmer]

	Quote:	araqyl
	Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :}

a shoe is Topologically equivalent to a hole as in , a hole in the ground (excluding lace eyelets).

If the shoe has a hole in the sole then this is topologically equivalent to to a 3D CD.

Had a Vodka evening with Russian and will realize this is totally unfunny tomorrow.

[robBob]

Heard the graveyard is a really popular place.
Everyone is just dying to get in.

[LakeSwimmer]

	Quote:	robBob
	Heard the graveyard is a really popular place. Everyone is just dying to get in.

Yes but they have cut jobs recently.. only a skeleton staff

[araqyl]

	Quote:	robBob
	Heard the graveyard is a really popular place. Everyone is just dying to get in.

	Quote:	LakeSwimmer
	Yes but they have cut jobs recently.. only a skeleton staff

Yeah, and it's unfair - nobody living in that town can be buried in their own town's graveyard!!

[LakeSwimmer]

	Quote:	araqyl
	Yeah, and it's unfair - nobody living in that town can be buried in their own town's graveyard!!

The unvaxxed can prepare headstones though. “Sooner rather than later”

[NotAllThere]

I once cut myself on a barbed complement slip.

[MattyRedSox]

Apparently the former CEO of IKEA has just been elected prime minister of Sweden.
In fact, right now he’s assembling his cabinet.