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08.02.2021, 17:34
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]
so I heard yesterday was superb owl sunday? | 
04.03.2021, 05:42
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] A priest and a rabbit walk into a blood clinic.
The priest says "I think I'm a type-a."
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo." | 
06.03.2021, 19:28
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Is there a hole in your shoe?
No.
So how did you get your foot in it?
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06.03.2021, 21:05
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Is there a hole in your shoe?
No.
So how did you get your foot in it? | | | | | Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :}
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06.03.2021, 21:18
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :} | | | | | Didn't they say that stuff fits like a glove, not like a shoe?
Peel, hmmmm. I think so. Except heels I guess, flip-flops, sandals.
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30.09.2021, 04:12
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread]
Clinical geneticist: There's something wrong with your DNA. It seems it's been reversed.
Patient: And?
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05.10.2021, 20:52
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I just sold a ghost too cheaply on eBay.
That’ll come back to haunt me …
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05.10.2021, 21:32
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Two ghosts at a high-society fashion show.
One says to the other, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that!"
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08.10.2021, 01:43
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Technically not a hole, as the pieces wrap around your foot ... a bit like a banana peel. :} | | | | | a shoe is Topologically equivalent to a hole as in , a hole in the ground (excluding lace eyelets).
If the shoe has a hole in the sole then this is topologically equivalent to to a 3D CD.
Had a Vodka evening with Russian and will realize this is totally unfunny tomorrow.
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08.10.2021, 08:24
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Heard the graveyard is a really popular place.
Everyone is just dying to get in.
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08.10.2021, 11:50
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Heard the graveyard is a really popular place.
Everyone is just dying to get in. | | | | | Yes but they have cut jobs recently.. only a skeleton staff
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08.10.2021, 21:40
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Heard the graveyard is a really popular place.
Everyone is just dying to get in. | | | | | | Quote: | |  | | | Yes but they have cut jobs recently.. only a skeleton staff | | | | | Yeah, and it's unfair - nobody living in that town can be buried in their own town's graveyard!!
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12.10.2021, 11:16
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| | Re: know a good one? [jokes thread] | Quote: | |  | | | Yeah, and it's unfair - nobody living in that town can be buried in their own town's graveyard!! | | | | | The unvaxxed can prepare headstones though. “Sooner rather than later”
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08.11.2021, 08:20
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I once cut myself on a barbed complement slip.
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08.11.2021, 08:35
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Apparently the former CEO of IKEA has just been elected prime minister of Sweden.
In fact, right now he’s assembling his cabinet.
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