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Old 03.03.2011, 16:16
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Urgent: Soul Sold, changed my mind [Contract Cancellation Problem]

Help. I sold my soul to the devil yesterday for some Seabrooke crisps.

I've eaten the crisps, but now I've changed my mind.

While I can cancel, it appears that I must burn in hell for for all eternity.

Is this fair? When I read the contract crisp packet I didn't see the small print, and he looked like a nice man.

Will it matter that I can only repay the dark lord with Walkers crisps? Does anyone know where I can buy a packet of Seabrooke's Canadian Ham (not even my favorite flavour, but I fell for the promise of a C&O end of term bonus) crisps in Basel?
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Old 03.03.2011, 16:43
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Re: Urgent: Soul Sold, changed my mind [Contract Cancellation Problem]

Bend down and we can sort this nonsense out...
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Old 03.03.2011, 16:45
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Re: Urgent: Soul Sold, changed my mind [Contract Cancellation Problem]

LOL.. N00b...

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Old 03.03.2011, 17:03
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Re: Urgent: Soul Sold, changed my mind [Contract Cancellation Problem]

Burn BURN!!!
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Old 03.03.2011, 17:08
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Re: Urgent: Soul Sold, changed my mind [Contract Cancellation Problem]

And that is precisely why we don't sell crisps to foreigners
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Old 03.03.2011, 17:25
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Re: Urgent: Soul Sold, changed my mind [Contract Cancellation Problem]

No need to worry. As an infidel, your soul already belonged to the Devil - he was just having you on. The redemption process remains unchanged.
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Re: Urgent: Soul Sold, changed my mind [Contract Cancellation Problem]

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No need to worry. As an infidel, your soul already belonged to the Devil - he was just having you on. The redemption process remains unchanged.
Phew. Free crisps then. Result.
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