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Old 11.03.2011, 11:16
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Backwards Movies

A little Friday fun:

If you watch the Lord of the Rings backwards, then it's about a small guy that gets an awesome cool ring out of a volcano and spends the rest of the movies walking back home.

If you watch Jaws backwards, then it's about a shark that throws up so many people that they needed to open a beach.

If you watch Rambo backwards, then it's about a bloke that repairs helicopters with a magic wand.

If you watch Twilights backwards, then it's about a girl who is trying to get in touch with reality.

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Old 11.03.2011, 11:29
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Re: Backwards Movies

Reminds me of the living life backwards joke:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.
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Old 11.03.2011, 11:31
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Re: Backwards Movies

If you watch Memento backwards it goes forwards
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Re: Backwards Movies

Would Pulp Fiction make any more sense backwards than forwards?
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Old 11.03.2011, 11:38
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ditto for irreversible.
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Old 11.03.2011, 11:38
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Re: Backwards Movies

That Schindler bloke was a bit of a bugger in the backwards film.
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Re: Backwards Movies

If you watch 127 Hours backwards, it's an uplifting story about a disabled man finding and arm in the desert.
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Re: Backwards Movies

Didn't Brad Pitt star in a film about this?
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He did indeed. " The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ". A lovely tear jerker of a movie and well acted all round.
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Re: Backwards Movies

Not a movie, but I remember talking to an old farmer once and he told me:

"I don't understand these young blokes listening to Rock music..... if you play that backwards you get a message from the Devil.
Now Country music..... at least if you play that backwards your dog comes back to life, your wife returns, and you win a lot of money playing cards"
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Poor Cinderella
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