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Old 17.03.2011, 13:44
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Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

Don't know if anyone has already seen or posted this but I'm in tears:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...m=160559216667

The Q&A below the description is pretty nice as well
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Old 17.03.2011, 13:55
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

Brilliant! The Cornish DO have a sense of humour.
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Old 17.03.2011, 13:58
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

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Don't know if anyone has already seen or posted this but I'm in tears:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...m=160559216667

The Q&A below the description is pretty nice as well
Very very funny!
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Old 17.03.2011, 14:03
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

Does anyone remember this piece of EBay Gold ?

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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

LOL have you seen the amount of bids it has?
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Old 17.03.2011, 14:10
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

This guy selling the wet suit - are we sure he's not really an EF member under another guise? (or maybe just a "normal" air-head surf dude, from .....). His "post" wouldn't be out of place amongst today's threads.
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Old 17.03.2011, 14:13
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This guy selling the wet suit - are we sure he's not really an EF member under another guise? (or maybe just a "normal" air-head surf dude, from .....). His "post" wouldn't be out of place amongst today's threads.
My exact thoughts when I first saw the ad. It must be someone from EF. Has to be.
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Old 17.03.2011, 14:20
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Don't know if anyone has already seen or posted this but I'm in tears:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...m=160559216667

The Q&A below the description is pretty nice as well
We should invite him to join EF just for the heck of it - he is hilarious and we could do with a bit of that at the moment
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Old 17.03.2011, 14:22
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

There is at least one EF member with property in Cornwall

http://www.englishforum.ch/adverts-p...-cornwall.html
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Old 17.03.2011, 14:25
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

Classic Q&A indeed

Q: Dear Sir - when I read your description, I laughed so hard that tea came down my nose and flooded my sinuses - I am in severe pain as a result and may sue - can you help?
A: Depends who you are going to sue, if you're suing me then probably not, I'd be a bit stupid to help sue myself, if you're suing the tea manufacture I might be able to contribute by splitting a few tea bags with a rolling pin and submitting them as evidence.

Q: Bears may well p!ss in a urinal but we know what they do in the woods don't we?
A: I do, Mark (the bear) plays poker with his mates there and leaves cans of special brew all over the shop. He once fell asleep there and woke up at 4am with sick down his fur. The d*ck.

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A: Either the woods or my landing. Mark (the bear) reckons bears are 'not designed to sit down', hence why I spend a fortune on scotchguard. Funny that as he's happy to sit down to watch Homes Under the Hammer whilst eating all my mini quorn sausages. The tw*t.

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Old 17.03.2011, 14:27
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There is at least one EF member with property in Cornwall

http://www.englishforum.ch/adverts-p...-cornwall.html
What ... the bear at the urinal?
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What ... the bear at the urinal?
So that's where he is hiding , no wonder we don't see him anymore..
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

I quite like these:

Q: Dear D H Morgan, I notice in you description that you go to great lengths to invince prospective buyers that you have not at any time taken a slash in the power rangers outfit. Is this because you have rather been leaking your load into drinks bottles and dumping them along the hard shoulder of various motorways up and down the country? If yes then I must insist that you cease and desist in this disgusting activity henceforth. It's not big, it's not clever and there are perfectly good services located close to motorways which have the facilities you require. Failing that, why not piss in the wetsuit anyway? It would seem that not pissing in your wetsuit is a failed tactic in your attempt to attract a woman. If you hadn't failed then you sure as hell wouldn't spend so much time writing convoluted listings on Ebay. regards Furious, Surbiton.A: Dear Mr Furious from Surbiton, your message is riddled with assumptions about me and my toilet habits, I have only p*ssed in a bottle once and that was during a traffic jam on the M5 in 1998, the bottle overflowed and drenched my chinos, yet I STILL did not dispose of it on the hard shoulder. I put it in the cup holder and neglected to tell Tony it was not apple juice 3 weeks later. He then threw it on the hard shoulder.



Q: Are you single? My friend is single and is totally into surfers who don't smell like p*ss.A: I have a terrible feeling your friend is a swan. Last time I had a feeling like this it was just before number 35's boiler broke and flooded their kitchen. I warned them, I said "I have a feeling your boiler is going to break and flood your kitchen", John who lives there said "Don't be a d*ck, it happened last night and I told you about it this morning".
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Re: Funniest Ebay Ad Ive ever seen- The guy deserves a medal

have you seen how this thing has grown? check all the extra stuff different companies are donating.
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