I've searched, but am still amazed if I'm the first to post this. Gone berserk on Facebook, bidding still open (but not from CH - I tried), and if you like the description, you need to read the answers to the questions. This has made me feel so much less homesick:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ht_6727wt_1141
Or possibly more so, because I miss the land where this kind of sense of humour happens (danger of killing impact I know, but I mean it).