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Old 03.05.2011, 00:49
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Team Leader required.

Pakistani based organisation seeks charismatic and strong leader to fulfill a surprise opening in their Middle East based Operations.

Preference will be given to candidates with demolition experience and whilst not mandatory, any flying experience will set you apart from the rest.

Our client offers extensive travelling, accommodation and generous expense allowances. You must be able to demonstrate a global outlook approach to expansion and the ability to handle conflict and mentor Juniors is a must.

Salary based on experience.
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Old 03.05.2011, 00:52
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Re: Team Leader required.

Is a mexican with a solid supply chain network and asset for this position?
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Sorry, that reminds me, forgot to add, the candidate must have suitable references...
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Where do I send my Casio F-91W to ?
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Old 03.05.2011, 01:41
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Is it possible to live in Abbottabad on 450,000 Rupees a year?
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Is it possible to live in Abbottabad on 450,000 Rupees a year?
The position has a lovely side line in Brown Sugar...
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Old 03.05.2011, 09:59
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Re: Team Leader required.

I heard the company house comes with a helicopter. Is this correct?
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Old 03.05.2011, 10:28
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I'm your man---extensive COD: Black Ops experience and training.

Will be dependant on whether the PSN network becomes stable and secure again.
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Old 03.05.2011, 10:39
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Can non-swimmers be considered?
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"live" is kind of a presumtuous word
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Old 12.05.2011, 10:46
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Re: Team Leader required.

I've done some calculations and I've worked out I don't need too much money once I'm dead.
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The position has a lovely side line in Brown Sugar...
Only the real stuff from across the border
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Re: Team Leader required.

HELP!

I just moved in a house in Abbottabad.

The previous tenant damaged the property and now the régie/agency is trying to bill me for the reparations!

They send me bill for brain cleaning, scratches on the floor, bullet holes in the walls.

Should I pay or maybe I can try to say no to them?
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Old 12.05.2011, 11:31
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You need to get into corporate accounting
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HELP!

I just moved in a house in Abbottabad.

The previous tenant damaged the property and now the régie/agency is trying to bill me for the reparations!

They send me bill for brain cleaning, scratches on the floor, bullet holes in the walls.

Should I pay or maybe I can try to say no to them?
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