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Old 28.08.2007, 15:14
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Headline of the day

Headline of the Day .... "Woman Overjoyed By Giant Uterine Parasite"


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Old 28.08.2007, 15:31
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Re: Headline of the day

Disabled biker has hand nicked
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Old 28.08.2007, 15:32
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Re: Headline of the day

The Onion is always a good option when lif in Bern become too booooooring...
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Old 29.08.2007, 15:35
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Re: Headline of the day

US teen trades hacked iPhone for Nissan 350Z
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Old 29.08.2007, 15:40
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Re: Headline of the day

great swap, seriously
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Re: Headline of the day

She's Beautiful, but not too bright
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Re: Headline of the day

Star Wars Kid Files Lawsuit - remember the light sabre kid ?
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Re: Headline of the day

How about:

"Shark Dies After Scaring NYC Beachgoers"
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Re: Headline of the day

Paul Newman Beats Bono in Africa

I love Paul Newman, he's my hero.
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Old 04.09.2007, 15:58
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I love Paul Newman, he's my hero.
unfortunately the article did not quite live up to the image in my head ...
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Old 05.09.2007, 13:33
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Re: Headline of the day

England roll back years with recall for Heskey

...I put it in here, because I hoped it was a cruel joke at first...
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Old 06.09.2007, 12:55
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Re: Headline of the day

Cranky coppers
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Old 08.09.2007, 21:54
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Re: Headline of the day

eBay trader makes US $500,000 in two easy steps

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Re: Headline of the day

Don't work, have sex, says Russian governor
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Old 15.09.2007, 21:45
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Re: Headline of the day

Baby Unicorn Power from the Second Life Herald ... apparently you can conceive & bring up your own baby unicorn ...



well where I come from thats classed as buggery ... comment from feedback :

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Re: Headline of the day

Cowell slams pushy mum

reality TV at its best .....
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Re: Headline of the day

saw this and thought of 'queueing' for the bus this morning...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/2007092...a7ad41d_2.html
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reality TV at its best .....
I saw it and it was funny. I really thought the mum was going to eat the entire panel.
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Old 27.09.2007, 13:02
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Re: Headline of the day

Three Gorges Dam is a disaster in the making, China admits

no surprises there then ....

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Landslides have produced waves as high as 50 metres (165ft). In July a mountain along a tributary collapsed, dragging 13 farmers to their deaths and drowning 11 fishermen.
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Old 03.10.2007, 21:30
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Re: Headline of the day

Bush veto for child health bill

please see my earlier post on progressive ...

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