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Dementia Quiz




DEMENTIA QUIZ
...
... Or how to feel really stupid fast








FIRST QUESTION


:

YOU ARE A
PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE
YOU IN?









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ANSWER
: IF
YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG!
IF YOU
OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE,
YOU ARE IN SECOND
PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.



NOW ANSWER THE
SECOND QUESTION, BUT DON'T TAKE AS
MUCH TIME
AS YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,
OK?















SECOND
QUESTION


:


IF YOU OVERTAKE
THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE.....?
(SCROLL DOWN)









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ANSWER


: IF YOU
ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST,
THEN YOU
ARE.....




WRONG AGAIN.
TELL ME
SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??




YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE
YOU?








THIRD
QUESTION


:


VERY TRICKY
ARITHMETIC! NOTE: THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A
CALCULATOR
. TRY IT.


TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT...

NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000
NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 20
..
NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10.
WHAT IS THE TOTAL?



SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....









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DID YOU GET
5000
?



THE
CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100


....



IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?



MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT...
MAYBE...









FOURTH
QUESTION


:





MARY'S FATHER HAS
FIVE DAUGHTERS:
1.
NANA,




2..
NENE,




3..
NINI,




4.. NONO,







AND
???




2.


WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH
DAUGHTER?















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DID YOU
ANSWER NUNU?





NO! OF COURSE IT
ISN'T.
HER NAME IS




MARY!


READ THE QUESTION
AGAIN!





















OKAY,
NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E.., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM
YOURSELF:












A MUTE PERSON GOES
INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF
BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE
SHOPKEEPER
AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS
TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE
WANTS?









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IT'S
REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR
IT...





DOES YOUR
EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS
FOR THIS TEST!





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PASS THIS
ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND
ALL.




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