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5. Need to design a super weapon with a little digital countdown
A catapult which can fire giant conkers would seem to be the obvious choice.
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Old 29.08.2007, 16:04
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

Sorry that picture turned out to be massive.

I tried to delete it, but the delete and edit signs are off the page and I can't reach them.

Can an admin please delete?

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Old 29.08.2007, 16:04
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

You also need to be well versed in the art of "Explaining Your Devilish Scheme In Great Detail And At Great Length Whilst Allowing The Hero To Escape"

A maniacal laugh always comes in handy, too.
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Old 29.08.2007, 16:05
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A catapult which can fire giant conkers would seem to be the obvious choice.
hopefully laser guided conkers with ultra-sonic rocket boosters ?

wheres Gooner when we need him
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woohaaa that is one table breaking picture.
Can you size it down so we can see what the suits are staring at?
Save the picture to disk and subsequently open it in image viewer will do the trick.
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hopefully laser guided conkers with ultra-sonic rocket boosters ?
I hadn't considered an independant propulsion system for the conkers.

However, I would recommend soaking them in vinegar for eight hours, or possibly varnishing them before use.
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Old 29.08.2007, 16:15
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

This would look great in matt black on the Zürisee : specs here (grenade launchers ... )


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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

this is, possibly, the best englishforum thread ever.

I could give you a hand with the bald thing
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Old 29.08.2007, 16:35
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Hmm I can just picture your evil henchmen lounging around with the bikini models on the bow....
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Old 29.08.2007, 16:59
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

Do you need an evil genius wife by any chance? Does that fit into the evil genius plan?

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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

The obvious weakness is a tricky one. It needs to be obscure enough to impress the other evildoers at the annual conference, but common enough that the good guys can stumble upon it and use it to their advantage.

What about a dramatic aversion to DJ Bobo?
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Old 29.08.2007, 17:39
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Do you need an evil genius wife by any chance? Does that fit into the evil genius plan?
I would certainly need scantily clad nymphomaniac assassin females with a preference for black leather / and or bronze metal breast plates and obviously a distinct S&M kink would be preferred.

Applications will be considered only with accompanying photos, in respective costumes of course.
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Old 29.08.2007, 17:41
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What about a dramatic aversion to DJ Bobo?
My plan is complete I already have a deep inbred aversion to DJ Bobo.
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Old 29.08.2007, 17:55
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

Off-topic, I know but I can't help myself.

WFT is up with the DJ Bobo posters all over town announcing his 2 (two!!) concerts in Zurich in . . wait for it. . . . May of '08 and CF 75. Are you kidding me

Does this guy honestly think he's going to sell out the Hallenstadion 2 nights in Zurich, particularly when he's playing about 8 other shows in Switzerland?

If the deep aversion to DJ bobo is required for your female assassins than I'm 100% in.

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Old 29.08.2007, 18:03
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Off-topic, I know but I can't help myself.

WFT is up with the DJ Bobo posters all over town announcing his 2 (two!!) concerts in Zurich in . . wait for it. . . . May of '08.

Does this guy honestly think he's going to sell out the Hallenstadion 2 nights in Zurich, particularly when he's playing about 6 other shows in Switzerland?
The sad truth is he probably WILL sell out both Zurich shows...*sigh*

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If the deep aversion to DJ bobo is required for your female assassins than I'm 100% in.
You can count me in too!
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Old 29.08.2007, 18:06
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Re: Help Needed : Plan to take over the World.

Well, that underground bit of Zurich Stadelhofen station already looks a bit lair-like, so how about clearing out all of the rubbish shops and replacing them with big consoles with dials, flashing lights and huge levers? You could then remove the rail system and replace with a mono-rail, driven by boiler-suited, machine gun wielding henchmen.

Then perhaps that big wheel outside the Opernhaus could lean to one side, concave into a dish of sorts and fires out a huge tractor beam that captures rogue asteroids in space and changes their direction so they land on major cities unless they pay a fee of £Gizillion. In fact - have you not done this already, and this is what is causing the unseasonal shift in weather patterns over the last 24 hours? Thunder and Lightning in the morning? IS THIS YOUR DOING? IS THERE NO STOPPING YOU?

Step in James Gronk, Double 'O' Zero, Licence to Swill. I will make no bones about getting in the knickers of that saucy piece of stuff that you keep nearby, but who finds me irresistable, then I'll dispose of your Right Hand man who will have some kind of weapon specialisation (I think Bow and Arrow William Tell style would suit the Swiss theme) in a crazy fashion (perhaps by choking him with some nasty Emmental or crush him between two cable cars).

Then I'll hunt you down. Be ready with some pretty cheesy insults for when we meet.
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Old 29.08.2007, 18:15
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My plan is complete I already have a deep inbred aversion to DJ Bobo.
Not complete quite yet, as far as I can tell you still haven't found yourself a name ...
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1. Need to think up a good Head boss name, like Dr Evil.
Might I be very corny, and suggest Dr EFil.
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Old 29.08.2007, 18:20
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Not complete quite yet, as far as I can tell you still haven't found yourself a name ...


Might I be very corny, and suggest Dr EFil.

Don't take it out on Dr. Phil.... the man's a genius and has saved many a marriage.

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Old 29.08.2007, 18:32
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My plan is complete I already have a deep inbred aversion to DJ Bobo.
Keep ya hands off BoBo !
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Keep ya hands off BoBo !
why ? Is he contagious ?

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